Carly, I just wanna let you know that we're not gonna continue with the tutoring. Chuck failed his math test.
[faking sadness] Oh, no...
It's not your fault. He made up some fake number called derf.
[faking confusion] Derf?
I learned it from you!
Okay, that does it, Chuck. If you're gonna blame Carly for your failure, I'm gonna ground you for three weeks.
DAD!
Mr. Chambers, you know, I also had trouble with math when I was a boy. So my dad sent me to math camp for the whole summer.
Math camp?
Math camp?
Yes. Here's a brochure. [hands him a brochure]
Ooh! Camp Addemup! This looks perfect.
Enjoy your summer, Chuck!
Yeah... Chuck.
Let's go, son.
[Mr. Chambers closes the door; Carly and Spencer fist-bump in triumph]
That was fun. I'm gonna go take a victory bath.
Shave your toes.
No!
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