Melanie quotes from iCarly

Freddie

So, Melanie... you look pretty hot tonight.

Thanks! I love your shirt!

Freddie

No, you don't. Carly said you hate stripes!

Sam hates stripes.

Freddie

How long are you gonna keep this up?! [pushes Melanie on her shoulder] Just admit you're Sam and we can leave!

I would, ow... [rubs her shoulder] ...but I'm not Sam!

Freddie

I can't believe you're doing this.

Why? I like you!

Freddie

You hate me; you always have!

Maybe Sam hates you.

Freddie

You ARE Sam!

Really? Would Sam do this? [kisses Freddie on the lips]

Freddie

You swore we'd never do that again!

I didn't swear anything.

Sam

How could you make out with Freddie?

He's adorable!

Carly

I can't believe you two are sisters.

Me neither.