So, Melanie... you look pretty hot tonight.
Thanks! I love your shirt!
No, you don't. Carly said you hate stripes!
Sam hates stripes.
How long are you gonna keep this up?! [pushes Melanie on her shoulder] Just admit you're Sam and we can leave!
I would, ow... [rubs her shoulder] ...but I'm not Sam!
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