[Freddie and Melanie are slow-dancing]
I can't believe you're doing this.
Why? I like you!
You hate me; you always have!
Maybe Sam hates you.
You ARE Sam!
Really? Would Sam do this? [kisses Freddie on the lips]
You swore we'd never do that again!
I didn't swear anything.
[Freddie becomes extremely paranoid and runs away; Melanie chases him]
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