Miranda Cosgrove quotes from iCarly

Now please applaud with both hands for, Miranda Cosmose.

Uh, actually my last name's Cosgrove.

Look sweetheart, we have three minutes to do this, you really wanna waste time debating your last name?

Uh, no!

So, being on iCarly's really fun.

Oh yes. So, which cast member do you hate the most?

What?!

Is it Jerry? Do you hate Jerry Trainor?

No, I love Jerry! We all get along really well.

Huuhhh. That's soooo interesting.

Hold that jar up, look into the X camera and say "Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."

Why, what's this for?

Charity?

You swear this is for charity?

Do you want to see your bloopers or don't you?!

Yeah.

Then do as I instructed!

Ok!

Cue the music.

"Christopher Cane's Salsa rocks my mouth."

You all heard it. Johnny Depp's ex-girlfriend says she likes my salsa. So go buy it.

I never dated-

Let's look at some highlarious bloopers.

These aren't my bloopers!

You know you were so adorable on 'Drake and Josh'.

Awww, thanks.

What happened?

Just show my bloopers ok?!

My, what a temper you have! I see why Johnny Depp dumped you. Let's view Miranda's bloopers.

Well, ah, I don't wish to overstay my welcome. Goodnight.

My hand's stuck. [shows her hand being stuck to her dress and starts laughing.]

[falls onto the couch laughing]

Someone help me! [continues laughing]

It's just, Sam and Freddie have been calling me like [picks up towel from Jerry's shoulder] ten times to-

Jerry

ahha.

[begins to laugh] Sorry.

I dunno what I just did. [starts laughing again]

How did this happen?! You guys have-. Sorry.

Cut!

[with a weird voice and hand gestures] Happen! I sound crazy. [starts laughing with Jennette]

[taking the mic out of Miranda's blooper] Happen!

[Repeating it with a weird voice and hand gestures] Happen!

[sat on the seat laughing at them both]

Is this, a new portion in our lives?! What's going on here?

Cut!

Portion?!

[laughing at Miranda's blooper]

A new portion?! Sorry.

[Looking up the stairs] But, but! [turns towards the camera]

Cut!

I'm still crazy sorry! [begins laughing]

How can you not know what it means?

I do know what it means! It means, Wo bu zhi dao, which makes no sense. [starts laughing and throws her arm down onto her laptop]