Nathan quotes from iCarly

Well I thought you might want a snack, so I took some raisin bread, put a little butter and toast on it, then...I put a little butter and toast on it, then cinnamoned it. (Victoria laughs)

I don't bluff! ...Okay, I was bluffing when I say I don't bluff, but I'm...serious about quitting! (laughs and points at the camera) That was it!

Jerry

It's like-

[laughs so much that he falls off his stool]

Jerry

Sorry. [begins to laugh]

[laughs hysterically with Jerry about what she's just done]

Thanks, thanks Christopher. Thanks for asking me to be on your show.

I didn't ask you. My associate producer asked you, then she was fired.

Ah, I see.

Apple Juice?

Uh, no, thanks.

In here Mrs. Benson.

Jerry

[walks in] I'm not your mother! I'm her mother! [points at Jennette]

[giggling] That's right...

Jerry

Mrs Puckett!

[still giggling] ...sorry.

Hey mom. [also giggling]

Jerry

Way to blow it!

Jees! [jumping up and down while giggling]

But he took your phone? [saying it wrong]

Dan

Let's do it again!

[while walking off with Miranda and Jennette] Why do I keep doing that? Why?!

Dan

That's what we wanna know! [laughing]

Gyahh! [peering around the corner]

And now watch, as I whip- [the coins fall off of his elbow too early] That was the trick. [laughs]

Gibby! [laughs]

[pauses] That seems fair! [begins giggling] Me, I'd do anything- [starts laughing a bit more]

[Turns round to Jerry.]

Sorry. Jerry please stop. [still giggling]

[turns back around and starts laughing]

Jerry

[laughs hysterically in the kitchen]

[to Jerry] I just called you out.

Jerry

[shouts something to Noah from the kitchen]

No you're not! Oh my god, you know what you're doing. [continues laughing]

How did this happen?! You guys have-. Sorry.

Cut!

[with a weird voice and hand gestures] Happen! I sound crazy. [starts laughing with Jennette]

[taking the mic out of Miranda's blooper] Happen!

[Repeating it with a weird voice and hand gestures] Happen!

[sat on the seat laughing at them both]

Is this, a new portion in our lives?! What's going on here?

Cut!

Portion?!

[laughing at Miranda's blooper]

A new portion?! Sorry.