Dan quotes from iCarly

Now, if you were excited about seeing a good guest tonight, you'll have to wait a bit longer, 'cause up next, is Nathan Kress. He plays... [turns away from the camera towards the camera crew] Uh, who is he?

Dan

He plays Freddie on iCarly.

Oh, he's the boy?

Dan

Yes sir.

But he took your phone? [saying it wrong]

Dan

Let's do it again!

[while walking off with Miranda and Jennette] Why do I keep doing that? Why?!

Dan

That's what we wanna know! [laughing]

Gyahh! [peering around the corner]

Jerry

Let's really try to impress the big cheese on this take!

[on the couch laughing at him]

Jerry

Urghh.

Dan

Uh, you're doing a great job Jerry!

Jerry

[whilst sitting down] I literally can't see anything in these goggles!

Try it, draw a face on this grapefruit. [hands out a grapefruit with a face already drawn on it]

No!

Dan

There's already a face on that grapefruit!

Hahaha! [points at Miranda and carrys on laughing]