Carly Shay quotes from iCarly

Carly

So. [Lightly turns his head towards her] Sooo. [Trying to be flirty]

Yeah?

Carly

What'cha doing tomorrow night?

There's a Doctor Who marathon on TV.

Carly

And?

I'm gonna watch it?

Carly

Oh. Well, I wouldn't mind watching a little Doctor Foo.

Who.

Carly

Me.

No, Doctor Who.

Carly

I dunno, you brought it up.

I'm confused.

Carly

Well, maybe that's cuz you don't have a girlfriend. [Does weird hand movements]

Carly

[Goes up to Freddie] Dude, hey.

Freddie

What's up?

Carly

I have been talking to that nerdy, cute salesboy for 20 minutes and he has no clue that I am flirting with him; and I've been flirting my butt off.

Freddie

What do you want me to do about it?

Carly

You're a nerd, give me advice.

Freddie

I will not help you flirt with some- [notices Sam in her new uniform] Ahh. [Shocked] What is?!-

Sam

Momma got a job.

Carly

So, see anything wrong with it?

I'm not sure yet.

Carly

Kay, well keep checking. I really need that laptop fixed. Specially since I have no boyfriend. And nothing to do tomorrow night. [puts on lip gloss]

Hey.

Carly

Yeah?!

Did you get the extended warranty?

Carly

I don't know!

Carly

Okay, listen.

What's up?

Carly

I think you're cute and you're obviously smart and you seem harmless, so I'd like to hang out with you, unless you think I'm disgusting or something.

Oh no, I didn't realize. I'm just really shy with girls.

Carly

Maybe we can fix that, aye? Aye?

Huh?

Carly

Just come over to my place tomorrow night. We'll watch your Doctor Foo show or Battle Star Ceneticat, whatever you want.

Okay.

Carly

Thank you.

Sam

I'm changing the butter in my butter sock.

Carly

Oh. [points to the plate on the counter] What's this green stuff?

Sam

The old butter.

Carly

[looking disgusted] Awhh! Why can't you take that outside... or?

Gibby

[to Carly] How many times do you want me to say I'm sorry?

Carly

500,000.

Gibby

Fine. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...

Freddie

[to Gibby] Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, STOP IT!

Sam

[to Carly] Freddie and Gibby are in a band.

Carly

Oh my God.

T-Bo

[to Carly] The deal was you stay at the Benson's all night.

Carly

No. You win. She's a nightmare. You can come over to our place any time you want.

T-Bo

[touched] Aw. Now, that's what I like to hear.

T-Bo

Hey. [Carly comes back out] I'll see you at the Groovy Smoothie.

Carly

[touched] Thanks.

Carly

Sam's mom's in jail in Vegas and we gotta get her out.

Freddie

[as he helps Gibby walk over to the Shays' couch] How much is it gonna cost to bail her out?

Sam

2500.

Freddie

Dollars?

Sam

Uh huh.

Freddie

Ooh, girl.

I'm leaving tonight.

Sam

Wow. Way to bring us all down.

Carly

But, you can't leave tonight!

I'm sorry. They need me back at the base in Italy tomorrow.

Carly

But, but that's not fair, you just got here! Come on... This is supposed to be a happy night! But, I just wanted more time, ya know, to have fun with you...

Then come with me.

Carly

[surprised] What? What are you talking about?

My Air Force base is right outside Florence, beautiful little town. Lots of the other officers have their kids living with them right on the base. There's a school. You can do...

Carly

This is crazy.

Why? Why is it crazy?

Carly

Because! I... I can't leave my friends.

Freddie

He's your dad.

Sam

Yeah, yeah. Living in Italy? Italian smoothies. I bet they use that Gelato. Oh yeah. Gelato's good.

Carly

Sam?

Sam

Oh, dude... If my dad asked me to spend some time with him in Italy, I'd say... Well, first I'd say, "oh, so you're my dad". And then I'd go.

Carly

But... But what about iCarly?

Sam

The Internet will still be here when you get back.

Carly

But what about...?

Spencer

...Go to Italy. Go with Dad.

Lots a handsome guys your age in Italy.

Carly

I'm going to Italy!

Carly

And, that's all the comedy for this iCarly. We, uh... We have something to tell ya. Now, this isn't goodbye.

Sam

No. It's not. But iCarly's gonna be taking a break. Carly's going to Italy to live with her dad for a while.

Carly

Oh... Listen. Doing iCarly for you guys, has meant so so much to me. And it's changed my life.

Sam

It's kept me out of prison. Most of the time.

Carly

Show's been a lot of fun. And um... I wanna say... To the fans of iCarly thank you. Without you guys, we'd just be a couple of idiots with a camera in an attic.

Freddie

Which we are.

Carly

Well, yeah. So, 'til we see you again...

Sam

Keep your sock full a butter.

Carly

And if you're attacked by a moose...

Sam

Make sure you scream, "Oh my God, I'm being attacked by a moose! He's eating us! Ahhhhh!"

Carly

I'm Carly.

Sam

I'm Sam.

Carly

And this has been...

[bittersweetingly] iCarly.

Carly

I'm leaving in a few minutes.

Freddie

Yeah, I know. Better not be late, or your dad's gonna be wazzed off.

Carly

You know, you don't have to take all your tech stuff home tonight.

Freddie

Yeah, but I figured I might as well get a head start. Tomorrow, I promised Gibby I'd help him do some research on the proper care and feeding of weasels, so... I figured the sooner I get this equipment out of here, the sooner I can take it down to...

Carly

So, I'll get my bags and take them downstairs.

Freddie

Why don't I help you with those bags?

Carly

Yeah, that'd be nice.

Carly

[to Gibby] Aw, Gibby. Come on. Don't cry. One more for the road?

Gibby

[Crying] Gibbeh!