Trey quotes from iCarly

Carly

Can you help me? No one else is available.

Sure.

Carly

Awesome.

Carly

So. [Lightly turns his head towards her] Sooo. [Trying to be flirty]

Yeah?

Carly

What'cha doing tomorrow night?

There's a Doctor Who marathon on TV.

Carly

And?

I'm gonna watch it?

Carly

Oh. Well, I wouldn't mind watching a little Doctor Foo.

Who.

Carly

Me.

No, Doctor Who.

Carly

I dunno, you brought it up.

I'm confused.

Carly

Well, maybe that's cuz you don't have a girlfriend. [Does weird hand movements]

Carly

So, see anything wrong with it?

I'm not sure yet.

Carly

Kay, well keep checking. I really need that laptop fixed. Specially since I have no boyfriend. And nothing to do tomorrow night. [puts on lip gloss]

Hey.

Carly

Yeah?!

Did you get the extended warranty?

Carly

I don't know!

Carly

Okay, listen.

What's up?

Carly

I think you're cute and you're obviously smart and you seem harmless, so I'd like to hang out with you, unless you think I'm disgusting or something.

Oh no, I didn't realize. I'm just really shy with girls.

Carly

Maybe we can fix that, aye? Aye?

Huh?

Carly

Just come over to my place tomorrow night. We'll watch your Doctor Foo show or Battle Star Ceneticat, whatever you want.

Okay.

Carly

Thank you.