[Goes up to Freddie] Dude, hey.
What's up?
I have been talking to that nerdy, cute salesboy for 20 minutes and he has no clue that I am flirting with him; and I've been flirting my butt off.
What do you want me to do about it?
You're a nerd, give me advice.
I will not help you flirt with some- [notices Sam in her new uniform] Ahh. [Shocked] What is?!-
Momma got a job.
[Freddie looks at her in shock]
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