House · Season 6
Tell me what you came here for, House.
I've got a legitimate medical reason.
You must be so proud.
[Sees Cuddy's breasts in a low-cut top] I've forgotten it. I guess it's no big deal since I was only using it as an excuse to come check out Patty and Selma.
I feel bad. I haven't named your testicles.
Word on the street is you set a new personal best for low-cut.
I don't know why you chose to give them names of somebody's aunts.
It's a compliment. They're always smoking.
You lit a fuse, you need to watch the bomb go off.
Yes you can sit here running up my hotel bill or you can go get the woman of your dreams.
I didn't know Angela Merkel was attending the conference.
[giving his diagnosis on the phone] Now Cameron... pick up the phone and give me a dramatic exit.
This envelope is oddly medical-license-shaped.
Congratulations.
[Chase and Cameron walk into House's office] House is back in charge. We get to treat a porn star.
Taub thinks it's a brain issue. Thirteen thinks it's multi-focal.
And neither of them wants to work here.
Don't take their words for it. Taub's problem is his wife. Thirteen's problem is you. Chase and Cameron's problem is the dead African dictator. None of them has a problem with the work.
I owe you an apology. I was w… I was wrwrw…
What were you wrong about?
What I did may be the worst thing I ever did. It may be the best I'm either a murderer or a guy who stopped a mass murderer. But I did it. Me. And even if it destroys me, I'd do it again today.
You don't mean that. This isn't you.
I'm not running away from what I did because you want to pretend I never did it.
Your husband killed a patient, and you're breaking up with me?
You ruined him. So he can't even see right from wrong. Can't even see the sanctity of human life any more. [long pause] I loved you. And I loved Chase. I feel sorry for you both, for what you've become, because [her voice starts to break] there's no way back for either of you.
You're not right for her.
And you are?
Less wrong.
[House throws a wrapped bagel on the counter.]
$2.32.
Put it on Dr. Wilson's tab.
I don't know who Dr. Wilson is, and we don't have tabs.
[bends down closer to her] Do you know who I am?
No.
Good. [walks away]
I've got it under control.
That's what you said about the Dibala incident. And obviously you didn't.
And talking about it obviously made things so much better.
Speaking of House... why did you come back? You must've taken a major paycut.
Life's too short to worry about money.
Your wife feel the same way?
She's happy to cut back on some things — like... sex.
I trust you had a wonderful Thanksgiving?
I don't remember. So I guess, I did.
[Chase is not participating in the diagnosis] Give me something or I'll get your ex-smarter half on the phone and ask her!
House.......... [gets up and punches House in the face]
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