Tell me what you came here for, House.
I've got a legitimate medical reason.
You must be so proud.
[Sees Cuddy's breasts in a low-cut top] I've forgotten it. I guess it's no big deal since I was only using it as an excuse to come check out Patty and Selma.
I feel bad. I haven't named your testicles.
Word on the street is you set a new personal best for low-cut.
I don't know why you chose to give them names of somebody's aunts.
It's a compliment. They're always smoking.
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