Where's House?
Performing his ritual hiding-from-Cuddy-to-avoid-getting-a-new-case dance. It's sort of a jazz-fusion kind of thing.
He's probably eating lunch in the morgue.
S6 E10Wilson
Religion just killed another person.
I'm not here for an argument, House!
No. Right. That's room 12A.
Disappointment is anger for wimps.
You can't change a table.
Actually you can. You just need a coat of paint and the guts to use it.
S6 E11The Down Low
I need the drugs
EEddie
We're in textiles.
[yelling] I need the drugs! [Eddie looks at him blankly] Hmmm. Works for Jack Bauer.
MMickey
An adult wants to get wasted, why is it anybody's business what substance they use?
Because some of those substances are against the law.
MMickey
So your problem isn't that it's immoral. Your problem is that it's illegal. I got the same problem.
That receiver doesn't respond to manual stimulation. Maybe if you took off your shirt.
Actually, I resorted to something more exotic. I call it reading the instructions. Turns out if you screw the antennae into the wrong sockets, it doesn't actually work.
Knowing this guy's an undercover cop doesn't get us any closer to curing him.
Good point. You know what they say. Information is not power. Wait...
Guy's a hero. He's risking his life to put these dealers in jail.
I'm sure the dealers who take their places will be very grateful.
S6 E12Remorse
Why do you want to meet her so badly?
Psychopaths always fascinate me. I think it's their cultural literacy and strong family values. Or is that Jews?
[to Foreman and Thirteen] Go have sex.
No, thanks.
Fine, I'll cover the Viagra and the lubricants. Just get me a receipt.
We have zero feelings for each other.
Well, that's too bad, 'cause things worked much better when you did. Would it help if I slept with her?
So when you watch Star Wars, which side do you root for?
VValerie
Dr. House. What are you doing?
Just checking in on your radiotherapy.
VValerie
From what I hear, you never visit patients. And now, you've come to chat with me twice.
I want to know how you like being a management consultant. I'm thinking of getting into it. That or psychopathy maybe. Which pays better?
VValerie
I think you're already into one of them. Dr. Hadley made a joke yesterday. She said I sound like you.
I'm sure you understand what “joke” means.
VValerie
So you're not just out for yourself? For example, you would never interrupt a sick woman's treatment just because of some personal obsession?
Of course I'm self-interested. We all are. We're born that way. The rest of us are born with consciences.
VValerie
Which is something you just sound ecstatic about.
I'm not saying it's logical. I'm just saying it's human.
VValerie
So if you know your conscience is just an animal instinct, you don't need to follow it. I think you realize that. That's why you're talking to me.
I'd give her a day. Two days at the most.
Great. You be the clock. Everyone else will be the doctors.
[entering the office] What are you doing?
Paying Wibberly's mortgage for a few months. [rips check out of the book] Congratulations on another successful round of hectoring.
Wait a minute, is that actually a check for him?
No. It's a giant novelty item for winning the lottery. You're just standing really far away.
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