[Foreman, Cameron and Chase enter the office]
Oh my God it's three years ago! — Does that mean I'm still crazy?
S6 E4The Tyrant
[Thirteen got a job offer]
Douglas owes me a favor.
Most people send chocolates.
I'd stand outside your apartment all night holding up a boombox, except you told me you hate eighties music.
[to House] It's easy to be nice to people you like. But being nice to people you hate, that's a skill. Do it.
Only psychopaths can kill other people without having some sort of breakdown.
I went down to the morgue to rerun the antibodies test.
We ran it twice.
Turns out I couldn't get in. They had an armed guard. But I saw this. [He holds out a sheet of paper.] It's a sign-in sheet from the morgue. Your signature. [Chase slowly takes the paper from Foreman.] 9:45 this morning. That's right before you guys ran the test. What were you doing there?
Follow-up on a clinic case.
What case?
You think this is really important...
One of the patients in the morgue was a 70-year-old woman who had scleroderma. You and Cameron, if you took that woman's blood, you could have messed up the test results so we treated Dibala for the wrong disease.
Cameron had nothing to do with it.
[loudly] You son of a bitch.
He was going to kill the Sitibi. Every last one of them.
[shouting] I don't care what he was going to do. He came to us and put his life in our hands.
[quietly] All the good we've done... Every life we've saved... It would have meant nothing... If we just sent him off to kill hundreds of thousands of people. Look at the news. The moderates are taking over. There's hope for peace talks. You tell the world that I faked this test, Dibala becomes a martyr. The massacres begin.
I cover this up, I become your accomplice. You think you can guilt me into that?
If the cops are going to come for me, please warn me... So that I can tell my wife first.
[Foreman takes the sign-in sheet and Chase sits back down.]
Chase... You really think you can kill another human being without any consequences to yourself?
[his mouth moves for a moment without sound; shakes his head] No.
S6 E5Instant Karma
[about House] When is he getting his license back so we can stop playing this game?
[looks at the file] Maybe never. This game is fun.
[Thirteen arrives at House's apartment; House answers the door]
Stay out of my life.
Okay. [goes to shut the door, but Thirteen stops him.]
I know you cancelled my reservation. You obviously saw me log in when you were spying on me in the coffee shop.
I was talking to you. I was spying on the MILF in the running shorts.
Thirteen called.
She have a theory that makes more sense than abdominal epilepsy?
She said someone hacked into her email account and cancelled an airline reservation. I'm guessing Foreman.
Really? You're accusing Foreman, not me? Cool.
[After Chase realizes House knows about the real cause behind Dibala's death, and House switched the records to cover it up]
How'd you find it?
Fat old black guy, knew he had to be taking something for his cholesterol.
And what now?
I'm not the boss.
You don't think I should be fired?
Why? Doubt we'll ever be treating a genocidal dictator again. Better a murder than a misdiagnosis.
[Standing up and looking House in the eyes] Whether you want to be in charge or not, you are, and you always will be.
S6 E6Brave Heart
I need to know what your plans are.
First we take Berlin and then we circle around behind Poland and yell "surprise!".
You've a little devil on your shoulder told you to kill a guy. And you've got a little angel won't shut up. Telling you, you're going to burn in a lake of fire.
I'm fine!
You shouldn't be! Talk to someone. Docs fixed me up in 7 weeks. You're... 10 minutes, tops.
[after allegedly dead patient regains consciousness during autopsy] He was briefly conscious, then his systolic dipped below sixty and he was out again.
Differential diagnosis for resurrection - go.
[Chase is sitting in a church confessional]
Bless me father, for I have sinned.
PPriest
Take your time. How long has it been since your last confession?
I killed a man.
PPriest
Oh.
It was the right thing to do.
PPriest
Who lives or dies is not your decision to make.
Sometimes in an operating room it feels like it. I'm a doctor.
PPriest
Well then you should know more than anybody that every human life is sacred.
Why? Tell me what's sacred about a dictator who kills hundreds of thousands of his own people.
PPriest
What is sacred about a doctor who kills a patient?
Is it just the slippery slope you're worried about? Afraid if for forgiving me for killing the worst person on Earth sets a bad precedent? I promise, I won't tell anyone. Just forgive me.
PPriest
Saying ten Hail Marys isn't going to do you any good.
Look, what do I have to do? What does God need me to do?
PPriest
You can't have absolution without first taking responsibility. You have to turn yourself in to the police.
What and go to jail for the rest of my life? What's just about that? I did the right thing! There has to be another way.
PPriest
You want absolution? I told you how to get it.
I sent this in to the State Licensing Board. I've signed off on all your hours.
Why?
Because it's easier this way.
You're uncomfortable with me.
No. Going by the book is pointless. You're gonna learn nothing.
Good. I thought it was because of the sexual tension.
There was no sexual tension.
There was tension. And it made me feel funny, so...
Here. [hands him the letter]
It's too bad. I was kinda getting into the whole hot for teacher thing.
Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah. False alarm... what about us?
We're good, just like this. You press my buttons, I press yours.
By buttons you mean... [epiphany] huh... [on his way out] You do make me feel funny.
S6 E7Known Unknowns
Really, I've got no idea what's wrong with her. So odds are... not fatal.
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