Lucas quotes from House

Lucas

Only two things you ignore: things that aren't important and things you wish weren't important. And wishing never works.

House

How many friends do you have?

Lucas

Seventeen.

House

Seriously? Do you have a list?

Lucas

No, I knew this conversation was really about you, so I just gave you an answer so you could get back to your train of thought.

House

Want to be my friend?

Lucas

No, you scare me a little.

Cuddy

How'd you know that I liked roses?

Lucas

I was in your house last night.

Lucas

What does that even mean, "dating a hooker"?

House

He's an idiot with a messiah complex. Saviour to all who need saving. That's why his first wife had a wooden leg, second wife was Canadian. He's the one who needs to be saved.

Lucas

From you or the ho?

House

The ho's just using him for his money. [pauses] Wait, bad example.

Lucas

Normally in these situations, I'd follow the girl, find something embarrassing to show him. But since that's our starting position...

House

You're not right for her.

Lucas

And you are?

House

Less wrong.