Impressive.
The wiliness with which Foreman ruled out anxiety or his complete wiliness-less-ness before he met me?
The fact that you managed to smear jelly on almost every page.
S8 E8Perils of Paranoia
Wait, why would you think his wife poisoned him?
Because dangerous people don't break into your home, they live in it. And although his kids are old enough to want Daddy dead, they're still too young to do anything about it.
Must be such a pleasure to live in your head.
You're right. Kids might be precocious.
S8 E9Better Half
Taub's daughter is sick.
Isn't that the point of having a spare?
With great power comes great micromanaging.
Sex releases oxytocin. It's the neurochemical basis for bonding.
And that's why men always marry their right hands.
It's different for girls.
PPark
No it's not. I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see most of them again. [everyone stares] I live next to a Jewish frat.
We are veering wildly off track. Please continue.
Two people are happy, and your natural impulse is to destroy it.
How do you know she's happy? Did she tell you?
No, chirping birds flew out of her butt carrying a banner.
Better to have schtupped and lost then never to have schtupped at all.
S8 E10Runaways
How I miss the sweet smell of stickin' it to the man.
Adams is right. You're protecting this girl.
No, I was wrong. It's the stench of moralizing.
EEllen
You must be Dr. House.
I save my appearances for when parents are on the brink of doing something incredibly stupid.
As much as I'd like to take your word for it, I have no interest in taking your word for it.
I'd turn around and shoot you, but apparently I'd miss.
Do you think people can change?
No. But I don't think that's gonna change your opinion, because... people don't change.
S8 E11Nobody's Fault
WCWalter Cofield
Let the record show that we are officially convening a disciplinary hearing regarding the events of February 3, 2012 in patient room 209. Dr. House, this recording will be transcribed and published along with all supporting documentation and rulings. Do you have any questions before we get started?
Yeah. Who the hell are you?
I'm Walter Cofield, Chief of Neurology, Mercy Hospital. I'll be deciding your fate today.
What are you doing?
Taking my Vic-amins.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't move their arms or legs teach us to laugh at others.
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