Am I weird?
Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.
“Perils of Paranoia” · Season 8, Episode 8
In this episode: Chris Taub (4), Gregory House (3), Robert Chase (2), Adams (2)
If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.
He's not in prison; It's kinda hard to gas a guy unless you can seal him in a room first.
Which is why Arceus created the universe with three states of matter, and three hundred solid and liquid poisons that could cause these symptoms.
Arceus?
[takes a sip of tea] Look it up.
Impressive.
The wiliness with which Foreman ruled out anxiety or his complete wiliness-less-ness before he met me?
The fact that you managed to smear jelly on almost every page.
Wait, why would you think his wife poisoned him?
Because dangerous people don't break into your home, they live in it. And although his kids are old enough to want Daddy dead, they're still too young to do anything about it.
Must be such a pleasure to live in your head.
You're right. Kids might be precocious.
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