Taub's daughter is sick.
Isn't that the point of having a spare?
“Better Half” · Season 8, Episode 9
In this episode: Gregory House (5), James Wilson (1), Robert Chase (1), Adams (1), Park (1)
With great power comes great micromanaging.
Sex releases oxytocin. It's the neurochemical basis for bonding.
And that's why men always marry their right hands.
It's different for girls.
PPark
No it's not. I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see most of them again. [everyone stares] I live next to a Jewish frat.
We are veering wildly off track. Please continue.
Two people are happy, and your natural impulse is to destroy it.
How do you know she's happy? Did she tell you?
No, chirping birds flew out of her butt carrying a banner.
Better to have schtupped and lost then never to have schtupped at all.
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