PPark
I'm sorry. I thought I was here to treat the patients, not entertain you.
Would it hurt to do both?
S8 E5The Confession
What's House up to? He hasn't asked me for anything. He's been incredibly well behaved. He's doing his clinic hours.
That is a sign of concern.
S8 E6Parents
Following your heart is easy. Following your brain is tough. Especially after years of following that much smaller third organ. That's why all parents screw up all children.
Screwed up is your best case. Bouncing between a philandering workaholic dad and an embittered, sexually betrayed mom, it's gonna lead to screwed-up squared.
MMonroe
I need insulin. I know it.
Much as I'd like to kill you by dangerously lowering your blood sugar, murder violates my parole.
MMonroe
[pointing to the printout of his test results] That bloodwork is week's old. Test me again.
I am the test. The test is negative. The test also thinks you're a giant pain in the ass. That last insult was your cue to leave.
You know how I got interested in medicine? When my mother drank, she couldn't handle me, so she locked me in my father's study. Only so many hours you can cry and bang on the door before you give up, find something to read. We all have family dysfunction. That's why we're successful. To fill that hole.
[to Adams] You claim you're not screwed up. You may even believe it. But House doesn't and I don't, so you can wait till he camps out on your parents' lawn or you can admit you don't live on some higher plane and thank me later.
S8 E7Dead & Buried
You're right.
You don't even know what I said.
That is ridiculous. Blah blah blah blah blah deaf ears. Blah blah blah blah blah blah. Absolutely essential information.
Which means it's too late for me to back down. It's no longer my choice. It's just me - telling me he can get away with anything... I have to send him to prison.
Your job is to keep this machine running. It's your choice to make House a useful tool or a monkey wrench. Cuddy's way didn't fail because she didn't try to control House, she managed him. She knew better than anybody what a tool he could be.
14 year old girl - intermittent attacks.
4 year old boy - consistently at death's door.
[Foreman starts to walk away]
This patient died 5 years ago.
[Foreman returns and puts the file on House's desk]
I didn't say which side of the door he was on.
I need to DDX a patient with you.
I thought you had a team for that.
According to Foreman, they're only for DDXing people who are still alive.
...You have a dead patient?
Bigotry is boring when we add modifiers. I don't see creed, color, pulse.
You're an addict. And I'm an idiot for thinking your addictions were limited to pills, anti-social behavior and sarcasm.
[belches] Sorry Vicodin repeating on me.
You're also addicted to puzzles. You show all the classic behaviors: lying, neglecting responsibilities, and you can't stop - no matter how devastating the consequences.
S8 E8Perils of Paranoia
Am I weird?
Yeah, but you're hot so it's easier to put up with.
If anarchy breaks out, I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages: run.
He's not in prison; It's kinda hard to gas a guy unless you can seal him in a room first.
Which is why Arceus created the universe with three states of matter, and three hundred solid and liquid poisons that could cause these symptoms.
Arceus?
[takes a sip of tea] Look it up.
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