Monroe and House in “Parents”

I need insulin. I know it.

House

Much as I'd like to kill you by dangerously lowering your blood sugar, murder violates my parole.

[pointing to the printout of his test results] That bloodwork is week's old. Test me again.

House

I am the test. The test is negative. The test also thinks you're a giant pain in the ass. That last insult was your cue to leave.