[with thermal pictures of Cuddy] She lied to me. Either last night or today and I need to find out which and why.
[sarcastically] And clearly thermal imaging is the way.
S5 E24Both Sides Now
[while on his cell phone with a patient] I'm sorry but I'm about to lose you because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.
This is beyond ass-hood! You have the luxury of not caring about your image, I do not! I can permit a lot of crap, but an employee shouting about his sexual exploits with me, no! That is zero tolerance! So congratulations, House, I am angry.
I was wondering if we should move in together.
[laughs] You're fired.
The deodorant has a high proportion of propylene glycol. Same stuff made a kid in Singapore develop a heart condition, and get this: seizures. Our patient may never have needed split-brain surgery.
[distracted] I'm sure he will half appreciate the irony.
[House slowly realizes that his previous night with Cuddy and much of his current day has been nothing more than a Vicodin-caused delusion.]
[whispering in House's ear] So. This is the story you made up about who you are. It's a nice one.
[A vision of Kutner appears.]
Too bad it isn't true.
S6 E1Broken
[to another patient in during a group session] Cut your wrists, huh?
BDr. Beasley
Greg, there are certain topics...
Oh, I'm sorry. Is suicide taboo? Gosh, if I'd broken a rule on my first day, I will kill myself.
BBeasley
Group's over!
BBeasley
I know you're scheming. Working on your next elaborate plan to get out of here. Why don't you put the plan on hold for a few days? See what happens. Just let me do my job. If you prefer private to group, we can do that. Maybe try some SSRIs. If you think nothing's working, you can always go back to your scheming.
God, if only you'd said that 2 minutes ago. Before I came up with my new scheme. Now I'm committed. Ha! Get it?
How come every time you compliment me it sounds like an accusation?
What exactly is the difference between pretending to cooperate and actually cooperating?
DNDr. Darryl Nolan
Everything in your life has been about finding the truth. But suddenly with this guy, you decide to reinforce a sick man's delusions! You just want to take a swing at me, hm? You don't care about getting out. You don't care about him. You don't even care about the truth! [Scoffs] You don't care about anything, House! I'm transferring you to Winslow Psychiatric. You'll have better luck pulling the wool over their eyes. I'm done!
Don't. I need help.
I want to get better. Whatever the hell that means. Sick of being miserable.
So you'd like to be happy.
Again with the reflecting. Yes! I'd like to be happy.
Being happy is an excellent goal. Not many patients can crystallize exactly what they're hoping to get out of this.
They didn't break me. I am broken.
I have had relationships.
You screwed up relationships. Every one of them. Almost like that was the goal. I want you to trust... people.
Successes only last until someone screws them up. Failures are forever.
Things change. Doesn't mean they get better. You gotta make things better. You can't just keep talking and hope for the best.
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