[Mocking House for something similar he said earlier] Did you figure that out by taking off your sunglasses to the strains of a Who song?
S5 E20Simple Explanation
S5 E21Saviors
How do you think House is doing?
That's why you're here?
Yeah.
No it isn't. Even if House is messed up by Kutner's suicide, wouldn't matter. He already thinks that life is nasty, brutish and long. And misery helps his diagnostic skills.
I'm losing my mind. All you gotta say is "good"?
House, a guy you worked with for two years, who you mentored, and... yes, possibly even cared about, just blew his brains out. You can't find the reason. You can't find the meaning in it because sometimes there isn't any. Sometimes... this is all there is. You should be losing it. You'd be crazy not to be off your game. But your mojo's right where you left it. Just... keep playing with it. I gotta go. [Gesturing to his food.] Help yourself.
[To Wilson] You manipulative bitch!
Your favor's repaid. Patient's cured. He's already packing for another Earth Day extravaganza next week.
He almost died. Can't take a few days at home with his family?
People only change after trauma if they wanted to change before the trauma. Or if they watched too many after school specials.
You're talking about Chase.
Talking about you. You lost husband number 1... No surprise the death of colleague would make you question another long term lease.
You're teaching commitment classes. 'Cause I thought you were busy with your lecture...
[interrupts] I'm sure that was gonna be hysterical. Let me just give the cliffs notes. Don't try to dump him by dumping cases on me.
Cameron I told you I never wanted to dump Chase.
Absolutely. You want him to dump you. It's totally different, much less guilt. Either way, you're out of reasons to avoid him. Kutner was a pretty dumb one to begin with.
AVAmber Volakis
:[Leaning on House's piano] Solved another case. Busted Wilson... [to House's ear] Looks like you're not losing it after all.
S5 E22House Divided
Deaf 14-year-old started hearing imaginary explosions.
Exploding head syndrome. Cool. Well, obviously his brain knows how to hear.
The main reason my third wife and I eloped was to avoid House's bachelor party... [Chase looks unimpressed] Have you seen Caligula?
[coming to Wilson for a consult] Is he telling you to avoid the party?
I took an oath to do no harm.
Why aren't you in my office?
Because I know what the word "my" means.
This tastes like... vodka.
Well, would be stupid if it tasted like bourbon.
S5 E23Under My Skin
See, the problem with speculation is, you make a spec out of you and some guy named "lation." Which doesn't really affect me at all.
House, it's your only option.
What do I do if my only option won't work?
You don't give up.
[After Cuddy ignores House's quitting to make it on time for her baby]
You can go suckle on the little bastard child who makes you feel good about yourself.
Screw you... [walks out]
[detoxing] Can you stop.. the breathing?
Air goes in, air goes out.
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