[with thermal pictures of Cuddy] She lied to me. Either last night or today and I need to find out which and why.
[sarcastically] And clearly thermal imaging is the way.
“Both Sides Now” · Season 5, Episode 24
In this episode: Gregory House (4), James Wilson (1), Dr. Lisa Cuddy (1), Chris Taub (1), Kutner (1), Amber (1)
[while on his cell phone with a patient] I'm sorry but I'm about to lose you because I'm about to drive into a tunnel in a canyon on an airplane while hanging up the phone.
This is beyond ass-hood! You have the luxury of not caring about your image, I do not! I can permit a lot of crap, but an employee shouting about his sexual exploits with me, no! That is zero tolerance! So congratulations, House, I am angry.
I was wondering if we should move in together.
[laughs] You're fired.
The deodorant has a high proportion of propylene glycol. Same stuff made a kid in Singapore develop a heart condition, and get this: seizures. Our patient may never have needed split-brain surgery.
[distracted] I'm sure he will half appreciate the irony.
[House slowly realizes that his previous night with Cuddy and much of his current day has been nothing more than a Vicodin-caused delusion.]
[whispering in House's ear] So. This is the story you made up about who you are. It's a nice one.
[A vision of Kutner appears.]
Too bad it isn't true.
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