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Andrew Carter quotes from Hogan's Heroes

Played by Larry Hovis · 22 quotes · page 2 of 2

Andrew Carter

Played by Larry Hovis

Hogan's Heroes · 213 quotes

Tied for 6th most-quoted character in Hogan's Heroes: in 22 of its 213 quotes
Most scenes with: Robert E. Hogan (14), Cpl. Peter Newkirk (8), Cpl. Louis LeBeau (6)

Scenes with Andrew Carter 20

[Hogan and his men are hiding a Soviet Air Force pilot on the run from the Germans]

Carter

Whose birthday?

Hogan

Alexander Graham Bell. Very famous American.

LILieutenant Igor Grigorovitch Piotkin

Never heard of him.

Hogan

He's the man who invented the telephone.

LPLt. Piotkin

Is not true! Telephone invented by Russian; every schoolchild know this!

Hogan

American.

LPLt. Piotkin

Russian!

Hogan

American.

LPLt. Piotkin

Russian!

Hogan

American!

LPLt. Piotkin

[Pounding a fist on the table] Russian, Russian, Russian!

S3 E12 A Russian Is Coming
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Hogan

All right- let's examine it. Now, we have received word from London that they think the Germans are up to something in chemical warfare. Right?

Carter

Right.

Hogan

London wants the location of the factory turning it out. Who here knows anything at all about chemical warfare? Who else could convince the Germans that he was in chemical warfare before he was captured? Who else could get on the inside and find out the location of that factory? Who?

Carter

You really think I can do that, Colonel?

Hogan

No. It's just that we don't have anyone else.

S3 E16 Carter Turns Traitor
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Klink

What job?!

Carter

Fixin' the hole in your roof. You got a terrible leak up there. Didn't Sergeant Schultz report it?

Klink

I gave no such orders!

Carter

He doesn't want it fixed! Start pullin', Louie!

Klink

Wait, wait! I didn't say that!

Carter

Stop pullin', Louie! He changed his mind!

Klink

Wait, wait! Proceed, proceed!

Carter

Start pullin', Louie! Yes, sir, 'scuse me sir. Thank you. I'm sorry. 'Scuse me, sir.

[Carter salutes Klink, drops the ladder, picks it back up, and he and LeBeau take the ladder back out. Carter comes back to close the office door. Once they finally leave, Klink looks in exasperation at the picture of Adolf Hitler on his wall.]

Klink

What I have to put up with for you!

S3 E27 The Collector General
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Carter

How did you know the Colonel was gonna accept the assignment?

Kinchloe

Easy. I read it in his face. Every time there's a tough one, his left eyebrow goes up.

S4 E22 The Purchasing Plan
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Newkirk

Good evening, Schimmell's Bakery!

Klink

Schimmell's Bakery?

Newkirk

Hello? Who is this? Is that you, you no good Heinie Bellheim?!

Carter

[In a girl's voice] Is it for me, Papa?

Newkirk

Never mind! No! You cannot speak to Helga now, she's busy making strudel!

Carter

Oh, Papa!

Newkirk

And you listen to me, Heinie! You stop calling here, do you understand? Don't bother her, she's a good girl! And go away! Do something! Join the Army!

S6 E16 The Meister Spy
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Schultz

Raus, everybody, raus, raus, raus, raus!

Hogan

What's happening, Schultz?

Schultz

The Kommandant has an important announcement to make!

Newkirk

Bout what?

Schultz

I know-

HNHogan, Newkirk, Baker, LeBeau, Carter

Nothing, nothing!

S6 E21 Kommandant Gertrude
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