Boniccelli quotes from Hogan's Heroes

Newkirk

I'll bet even the Germans eat a lot of pizza in Capezio, blimey?

Yes, they do! ... Yes, they do.

Hogan

Off-hand, how many pizzas do the Germans eat, figuring 2 pizzas a German?

That's a secret... 2 pizzas, one German? 106,000.

Hogan

106,000? (Thinks)

Just divide by 2.

I could be shot for being a spy.

Newkirk

You're not really a spy, you'd be in uniform.

In uniform, they'd shoot me for being a traitor. Please, not while I'm eating.

Hogan

Just think what you'd be doing for your country. It could help shorten the war in Italy.

It could also shorten my life.

Hogan

I'll make you a big hero in Germany.

I'd rather be a little coward in Switzerland.