[Hogan and his men are hiding a Soviet Air Force pilot on the run from the Germans]
Alexander Graham Bell. Very famous American.
LI Lieutenant Igor Grigorovitch Piotkin
Never heard of him.
He's the man who invented the telephone.
LP Lt. Piotkin
Is not true! Telephone invented by Russian; every schoolchild know this!
LP Lt. Piotkin
[Pounding a fist on the table] Russian, Russian, Russian!
The Fuehrer said those Russians are cowards; they are always on the run!
The reports I hear, they're running the wrong way, Schultz.
Yes, Colonel Klink speaking. Lieutenant Bergmann, anything new to report? Nothing. No, you can't come here for lunch! Forget about eating; I'm hungry, too!
I wonder how far it is to the Russian Front.
I don't know, but it's getting closer every day.
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