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S3 E12

Hogan's Heroes · Season 3, Episode 12

Carter, Hogan and others in “A Russian Is Coming”

[Hogan and his men are hiding a Soviet Air Force pilot on the run from the Germans]

Whose birthday?

Alexander Graham Bell. Very famous American.

LILieutenant Igor Grigorovitch Piotkin

Never heard of him.

He's the man who invented the telephone.

LPLt. Piotkin

Is not true! Telephone invented by Russian; every schoolchild know this!

American.

LPLt. Piotkin

Russian!

American.

LPLt. Piotkin

Russian!

American!

LPLt. Piotkin

[Pounding a fist on the table] Russian, Russian, Russian!

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