Steve quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Two chicken, two halibut!

(to JR) We don't have another halibut. We can't serve that one, dude.

Push them!!

HOW LONG DO YOU GUYS NEED ON THAT HALIBUT?!

Right now, chef! (interview) Fuck it. I'll bring it up. Whatever. (to Gordon) Here's two pieces of halibut.

[examines JP's fish] Oh, what have you done there? It's fucking... (to blue team) Blue team! (to JP) Come here, you!

Yes, chef.

(to Steve) Chicken's cooked perfectly.

Thank you, chef.

Look what's next to it, on the same fucking table! Look at that!

(interview) Everything's fucked up in front of us. It's nuts.

And that is an example of the shit that's been coming out of that station all [slams fist on plate] FUCKING NIGHT. (to JP and JR) You, and you fuck off upstairs. GET OUT! FUCK OFF! GET OUT!

How long?

Is it already done?

(to Sterling) The halibut's ready!

I'm not ready yet! Give me three minutes tops, man! Three minutes!

Fucking hell.

I'm walking in one.

Three minutes, man! I'm not serving that!

Then you better plate...

THREE MINUTES!

...and shut the fuck up!!

Three minutes!

Whoa, whoa, whoa! (to Steve) Listen! Fucking pay attention! Pay attention to what's going on!

(to Steve) Why would you send it up when my food ain't ready, man?

(interview) Really, guys? Really? It's not a measure of how big your cock is. Just put your food out!

Blue team! Two halibut, two lamb!

Walking with the halibut!

Lamb walking!

[to Gordon as he brings fish to the pass] Two halibut.

Lamb! [Sterling doesn't respond] No answer. LAMB!!

Lamb is one minute off! It's too rare, chef!

One minute off?! Oh my God!

That was too rare, but I got one! I got one ready! By the time I cut this, I'll be ready!

Go! COME ON!

(to Sterling) If it's not good, don't slice it.

It's good!

Wait, check. Check it. Check first. It's raw! Don't slice it more! Just put it back!

(interview; facepalms) Oh, no. What have I done now, man?

(to Sterling) Hey, you! FUCK-WIT! Come here, you! Get me the fucking lamb! Get me the lamb!

Fuck.

ALL OF YOU, COME HERE!! HURRY UP, FERNANDO! [places raw lamb next to the halibut] Look how we are reverting to cooking.

Fuck! [slams fist]

[throws fish onto the floor] SHIT!! HEY, ALL OF YOU! CAN YOU SLOW IT DOWN AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER?!

Yes, chef!

All of you, come here! Two salmon, two wellington, one pork, one lamb. [points to the lamb] Shit lamb, and the pork's where?

It's rare, chef.

[points at every single member of the blue team] One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight fucking idiots! Fuck off! Get out! Pathetic! Out! OUT!

Hey, Steve. Touch this, tell me what you think.

(to Steve) Hey! Why are you touching his meat?!

He asked, chef.

FRANK!

Yes, chef!

He's (Steve) up to his eyeballs in risotto, and he's touching JR's meat!

I don't know! I'm over here! I'm...Chef, we got it. I got it.

(interview) Frank is pretending like he's doing something when he's really not. Get it together or go home.

Do we walk? You wanna walk?

SHUT UP! (to Santos) COME HERE!!

(interview) When Chef Ramsay says, "Come here," your heart just goes to your fucking feet.

What does V.I.P. mean?!

Very important person, chef.

Louder!

Very important person, chef!

LOUDER!

VERY IMPORTANT PERSON, CHEF!

LOUDER!!

VERY IMPORTANT PERSON, CHEF!!

SO WHY ARE YOU SERVING RAW FUCKING SALMON?! [points at Sterling] Overcooked! [points at Santos] Raw! What's next?!

Perfect!

One chicken, one lamb! HOW LONG?!

Coming in right now, chef. Chicken right here.

Lamb?!

Forty-five seconds on the lamb, please. (interview) I'm trying to come back. I'm gonna make sure that the lamb is cooked perfectly. Chef Ramsay is ready to explode at any moment.

[looks at the lamb] That looks like shit! [walks back to workstation] That's for Chris Bosh! Yeah, [throws spoon] fucking raw! Raw!

(interview) It's just like... Fuck!

(to JR) You, fuck off! Get out! (to Frank) You, GET OUT! (to Fernando and Santos) You two, FUCK OFF!

(interview) JR dropped the ball on the meat station. He fucked me, he screwed me over! He's the one that screwed up dinner service.

Sterling!

Yes, chef!

Get on meat!

(interview) What the fuck is going on?!

Steve, beet salad!

Yes, chef!

Soup?! Where's the protein? (interview) You're eating it, and it's like, "This could be anything. This could be anything, this could be anything!"

Hurry up! It's not lunch, guys!

Alright!

Let's go, man!

Come on!

[grabs scallop plate] Scallops!

Scallops, chef!

No!

Clams!

NO!

(interview) Your head's racing a mile a minute. You're just going nonstop, but I know it's gotta be something in the ocean. (to Gordon) Alligator!

NO! Alligator chowder? What?!

(interview; laughs) Time's a-tickin', fools. And you're fucking up!

Cod.

NO!

Fuck!

Monkfish!

NO!

Come on, guys! Taste, taste it! (interview) Boys, just taste it! Put it in your mouth! Come on!

(to Sterling; after tasting yet another meat) Squid. Come on.

COME ON!

(interview) Lord God, please hear my prayer.

Squid!

YES!

(interview) Can I get an amen?!

Steve, why do you think you should stay in Hell's Kitchen?

I had a really bad night, chef, but I have proof that I do know how to cook. I take this competition serious, and my goal is to work for you, chef. I will not be back on this chopping block.

Sterling.

I don't talk about what I can do, I go out and do it! (to Steve) How many times have you sent anything back these last few services of mine?! And how many he done sent of yours?!

Dude, I fucked up one halibut tonight.

No, you fuck up a lot! [interrupts Frank and nodding into an argument]

Unbelievable! The performances from both kitchens tonight were dreadful. The person leaving hell's Kitchen... [brief pause] Katie, give me your jacket. [walks up to Gordon with her jacket] You can cook, young lady, but you are not ready to be a leader.

Yes, chef.

Good night.

Good night. (after being eliminated) I most definitely could've handled Chef Ramsay. It was just the girls that I couldn't handle. Maybe I should have taken a chance at getting my eyes scratched out. I let strong personalities overcome me... and it sucks.

I'm not done yet. I'm not gonna tolerate it. And I am not gonna continue banging my head against the wall. Take off your jacket... [episode continues into the next episode]

The Italian Consule, they told me the calamari are raw and got no flavor.

Raw calamari, fucking hell. Unbelievable, ALL OF YOU, STOP! ALL OF YOU! Have I got news for you, raw fucking calamari. Touch them, raw. Yeah, raw calamari.

(interview) Ashley, what is happening? Undercooked? Seriously?

That's from the Italian Consulate table. WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! (to Sterling) Any ideas now? All of you, get out! Just leave me alone! Get out! GET FUCKING OUT!

(interview) Again? Fuck me!

GET OUT!! PATHETIC! GET OUT!!

(interview) From what I've seen so far, the Red team is kind of a let down for me, it's just ridiculous.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Last ticket! Come on guys, MOVE!

Alright, garnish is walking!

Okay.

Going up with steaks?

Behind you. [brings his steaks to the pass]

Here we go, story of the night. Tagliatelle? (to Aaron) Give me a fucking time, you.

Thirty seconds chef.

Thirty seconds.

(interview) I don't here any more yelling over there in the Red team which means the girls just got kicked out so we have to close this service down.

Behind, two tag. [brings his tagliatelle to the pass]

Oh, my God man. That is extraordinary. Happy now?

Yes, chef!

(to Steve) Yeah, fuck it. You start slow, he (Frank) sends raw food, clear down.

Yes, chef.

Steve.

Chef Ramsay.

Wow. This is a bit of a shock. That doesn't look good. What happened, bud?

Um, my knee...won't straighten out.

Damn.

All around here is all swollen... [fights tears] and shooting pain.

Uh, this is bad news. I'm sorry. [pause] And I think you know what this means.

(interview; buries face in his hands)

The competition's going to get tougher, there's a lot of running around to do, more challenges. [Steve sighs] You cannot do it on one leg, and I am not comfortable with you even attempting. You should not be standing on this.

(interview) I'm pissed. I have to leave because of my fucking leg. It's heartbreaking to hear Chef Ramsay say I can't go any further.

It's tough, but you know what?

What?

You've been strong in that blue kitchen. I want you to walk out of here with your head up high...and just remember what you've done, what you've achieved. Okay?

Yes, chef.

Who knows? I may see you again.

I hope so. (interview) I'm not gonna let this break me. I'm gonna get my knee fixed so I can get better and get back in the kitchen. Chef Ramsay definitely hasn't seen the last of me or heard the last of me yet.

[shakes Steve's hand before leaving] Bye, Steve.

Bye, chef. (sighs) Fuck.