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Hell's Kitchen · Season 13, Episode 5

“Episode Five” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

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“Episode Five” · Season 13, Episode 5

In this episode: Gordon (5), Sade (3), Narrator (2), Sterling (2), La Tasha (2), Santos (2), Roe (2), Kalen (2)

[During the team challenge, Steve and Sterling taste calamari chowder and try to recognize the meat]

Soup?! Where's the protein? (interview) You're eating it, and it's like, "This could be anything. This could be anything, this could be anything!"

Hurry up! It's not lunch, guys!

Alright!

Let's go, man!

Come on!

[grabs scallop plate] Scallops!

Scallops, chef!

No!

Clams!

NO!

(interview) Your head's racing a mile a minute. You're just going nonstop, but I know it's gotta be something in the ocean. (to Gordon) Alligator!

NO! Alligator chowder? What?!

ASAshley Sherman

(interview; laughs) Time's a-tickin', fools. And you're fucking up!

Cod.

NO!

FBFrank Bitoli

Fuck!

Monkfish!

NO!

Come on, guys! Taste, taste it! (interview) Boys, just taste it! Put it in your mouth! Come on!

(to Sterling; after tasting yet another meat) Squid. Come on.

COME ON!

(interview) Lord God, please hear my prayer.

Squid!

YES!

(interview) Can I get an amen?!

[Aaron is the last member of the blue team to guess the meat correctly during the team challenge]

With two dishes remaining, Aaron's on his own to identify the alligator.

(to Aaron) We got this! Come on!

(interview) Oh my God. This is a really spicy dish. [to the blue team] It's so fucking covered up with shit!

That's a Cajun dish, man! It's alligator! Alligator! (interview) Man, I'm from the dirty South! That's alligator right off the damn dome, you know?!

Buffalo!

No!

Fuck!

Alligator, man! It's Cajun!

(interview) Sterling is yelling, "Alligator," but nobody is listening to him. I'm like, "Yes! This is the perfect time for you guys to ignore his ass!"

Chicken!

No!

FUCK!

No, alligator, man!

Come on!

Alright, Sterling! (interview) Sterling, I'm sure you're right right now! [to Gordon] Alligator!

YES!

(to Aaron) Thank you! THANK YOU! (interview) You ain't from the South if you can't recognize that shit there!

[brings mussels and capellini to the pass] Right behind, chef. Right here, chef.

It's just cooked to fuck.

How you looking, Tash?

I'm looking good! Looking good!

Hey, red team! Who just shouted, "Looking good?" Come here, all of you! Let me show you something that's looking shit! (to Kalen) That's you, ignorant lady!

Sorry, chef.

Look at that. What in the fuck is that? Anybody?

A dry capellini, chef.

KKatie

Cold, chef.

(interview) Kalen, you brought that capellini to Chef? Are you insane?!

That looks like something that's been left over in the fucking pot wash. Start again!

Yes, chef.

Meanwhile, back in the red kitchen...

(to Roe) Branzino and salmon garnish, you can go on that.

...Sade on fish is doing her part to keep the entrées flowing.

Can I walk this?

Yes, baby, you're up there! I'm ready.

Let's go! Wait, wh–where's the garnish?

What?

Salmon and branzino.

But Roe on garnish can't seem to keep up.

What's up?! You said you had it! (interview) It is so frustrating to have all of my proteins cooked perfectly, ready to go up, and I do not have cauliflower that is ready. It's extremely irritating.

Where's the cauliflower?

(to Roe) I can't walk the protein before the garnish. Come on, you got that?

You're not the only one I'm fighting for.

(interview) Bitch, are you serious? Please!

Red team! What did I say at the beginning of service?!

Quick service, chef!

(to the red team) Hey! All of you, come here! All of you! One, two, three, four, five. Yeah? And one ticket left in the blue.

Yes, chef!

We're just destroying ourselves! So lackadaisical!

(interview) Chef Ramsay said that we're lackadaisical. As soon as I find out what that means, I'm gonna make sure that I'm never that way again!

In Kalen's mind, her performance was flawless and every dish she cooked was perfect. Unfortunately for her, I live in reality. Dream on, Kalen.

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