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Hell's Kitchen · Season 13, Episode 4

“Episode Four” quotes from Hell's Kitchen

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“Episode Four” · Season 13, Episode 4

In this episode: Gordon (5), Santos (3), Steve (3), Frank (3), Sterling (2), Narrator (1)

(interview) Everybody's just like a bunch of slobs and a lot of fuck-ups! We really gotta get it together. [to the blue team] Coming up next! LISTEN TO ME, PLEASE! Coming up next! Listen to me, please! Coming up next: four florentines, one French toast from this side, one crepe! That's the next order, okay?

Finally, someone fucking organizing them [the blue team]!

(interview) Felt like I was doing orchestra. (singing) French toast, crepes, florentine. How long? French toast, crepes, florentine. How long? French toast, crepes, florentine. How long? (talking) It felt good, man!

Under conductor Sterling's masterful direction, the blue team gets back into harmony.

Let's cook and do it with a fucking smile, man!

[Steve is approached by JR as he prepares risotto with Sterling]

JJR

Hey, Steve. Touch this, tell me what you think.

(to Steve) Hey! Why are you touching his meat?!

He asked, chef.

FRANK!

Yes, chef!

He's (Steve) up to his eyeballs in risotto, and he's touching JR's meat!

I don't know! I'm over here! I'm...Chef, we got it. I got it.

JJR

(interview) Frank is pretending like he's doing something when he's really not. Get it together or go home.

[Gordon inspects the halibut and pork brought by Santos and JR, respectively]

(to Santos) Halibut's cooked beautifully!

Thank you, chef! [bumps fists with Fernando] (interview) WOO-HOO!!

Hey, blue team! Come here! That halibut is cooked beautifully. Good job.

JJR

Thank you, chef.

(to JR) You didn't even fucking cook it! Why are you saying, "Thank you?!"

JJR

Because we're a team, chef.

What's funny?!

JJR

Nothing, chef.

Let me tell you something. The pork is fucking raw!

(interview) I told you to fucking–I... (sighs)

(to Frank and JR) Back together in the oven! [slams fist on table repeatedly]

(interview) Aw, man! Really?! I just put love into that thing!

JR, how long?!

JJR

One minute, chef!

[Gordon sends back the salmon brought to the pass and separates it to show that it's raw]

Do we walk? You wanna walk?

SHUT UP! (to Santos) COME HERE!!

(interview) When Chef Ramsay says, "Come here," your heart just goes to your fucking feet.

What does V.I.P. mean?!

Very important person, chef.

Louder!

Very important person, chef!

LOUDER!

VERY IMPORTANT PERSON, CHEF!

LOUDER!!

VERY IMPORTANT PERSON, CHEF!!

SO WHY ARE YOU SERVING RAW FUCKING SALMON?! [points at Sterling] Overcooked! [points at Santos] Raw! What's next?!

Perfect!

One chicken, one lamb! HOW LONG?!

Coming in right now, chef. Chicken right here.

Lamb?!

JJR

Forty-five seconds on the lamb, please. (interview) I'm trying to come back. I'm gonna make sure that the lamb is cooked perfectly. Chef Ramsay is ready to explode at any moment.

[looks at the lamb] That looks like shit! [walks back to workstation] That's for Chris Bosh! Yeah, [throws spoon] fucking raw! Raw!

JJR

(interview) It's just like... Fuck!

(to JR) You, fuck off! Get out! (to Frank) You, GET OUT! (to Fernando and Santos) You two, FUCK OFF!

(interview) JR dropped the ball on the meat station. He fucked me, he screwed me over! He's the one that screwed up dinner service.

Sterling!

Yes, chef!

Get on meat!

(interview) What the fuck is going on?!

Steve, beet salad!

Yes, chef!

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