Jennifer Salhoff quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Mush. [returns to workstation] All of you! ALL OF YOU!

Yes, chef!

Taste that! Quick!! It's like baby food, it's mush! Janai, it's overcooked!

Yes, chef.

Not by two minutes, but by ten minutes!

Yes, chef.

(interview) Janai... "Fuck, fuck, FUCK," is all I have to say! You're creating baby food! It looked like shit coming out the fuckin' blender!

(Interview) Kalen, just keep the oven shut. You keep letting out the heat.

Stop opening the oven! Stop!

I need the proteins! MOVE! LET'S GO!

Lamb can walk, please!

[checks the lamb again] That's still raw! [walks back to workstation] What are we serving?!

Lamb.

(to Kalen) Get it back in the fucking oven!

Yes, chef.

It's so fucking raw, it's still got its wool on it!

Yes, chef!

MOVE!!

[returns to workstation] STOP! All of you, come here! ALL OF YOU! Taste that!

Add salt.

Salt.

So that doesn't stink of garlic to anybody here...

Yes, it does, chef.

...or are you just kissing Roe's arse?!

No, chef. No.

And that's the scallop for the V.I.P. guests. (to Katie and Roe) You and you, fuck off! GET OUT! GET OUT! [Roe throws her towel in anger]

(interview) Raw garlic, raw scallops.

[to La Tasha] One scallop. (to Sade) You, one scallops!

Yes, chef.

(interview) You both fucking definitely deserve to get the fuck out of the kitchen!

[checks scallops brought by Ashley Sherman] This is the chef's table.

Yeah.

What are they doing, Andi?

Keep talking, ladies! Come on, where are you guys at?!

[returns to workstation] Hey, hey, hey. Come here. I'm not gonna embarrass myself for the third time in front of that table. Look at them, look. Just touch them. Touch.

I'm jumping on scallops.

(to Ashley Sherman) Hey. Hey, you. Hey, come here. Let me whisper something very important to you here. Very important. [whispers in Ashley's ear] Fuck off. Get out. GET OUT!!

I am not gonna continue banging my head against the wall. Roe... back in line. [long pause] Sterling... take off your jacket. Your team have given up on you, I haven't. You're in the red team.

Thank you, man. [hugs Gordon before joining the ladies] What's up, red team! I'm home! [high fives La Tasha and Jennifer]

(interview) We are so screwed right now.

The Italian Consule, they told me the calamari are raw and got no flavor.

Raw calamari, fucking hell. Unbelievable, ALL OF YOU, STOP! ALL OF YOU! Have I got news for you, raw fucking calamari. Touch them, raw. Yeah, raw calamari.

(interview) Ashley, what is happening? Undercooked? Seriously?

That's from the Italian Consulate table. WHAT IS GOING ON? WHAT IN THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! (to Sterling) Any ideas now? All of you, get out! Just leave me alone! Get out! GET FUCKING OUT!

(interview) Again? Fuck me!

GET OUT!! PATHETIC! GET OUT!!

(interview) From what I've seen so far, the Red team is kind of a let down for me, it's just ridiculous.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Last ticket! Come on guys, MOVE!

Alright, garnish is walking!

Okay.

Going up with steaks?

Behind you. [brings his steaks to the pass]

Here we go, story of the night. Tagliatelle? (to Aaron) Give me a fucking time, you.

Thirty seconds chef.

Thirty seconds.

(interview) I don't here any more yelling over there in the Red team which means the girls just got kicked out so we have to close this service down.

Behind, two tag. [brings his tagliatelle to the pass]

Oh, my God man. That is extraordinary. Happy now?

Yes, chef!

(to Steve) Yeah, fuck it. You start slow, he (Frank) sends raw food, clear down.

Yes, chef.

(to himself) ...I can't do that. (to both teams) Wait! Blue team, red team! Come back! Hurry up! Red team!

(interview) Oh man. What's happening?

Line up.

(interview) Whoa! What is going on?

Uh, here's the thing. Sometimes, things happen in Hell's Kitchen, and we have to adapt. Steve left tonight because of injury, so we already lost a chef. And do you know what? Sometimes when this happens, I choose not to send anybody home. But that won't be the case tonight.

Sterling!

Yes, chef.

Roe!

Yes, chef.

Jennifer!

Yes, chef.

La Tasha!

Yes, chef.

[beat] Say goodbye to Frank. Your time has come.

(gives Frank a hug) Keep your head up, man. I love you, man.

I'm very, very, very sorry about tonight.

Young man. [holds up a letter of gratitude that Frank wrote earlier] I really appreciate what you wrote to me. Unfortunately tonight, Frank...

I can't believe it.

...I didn't appreciate your cooking. Give me your jacket. Your time is done in Hell's Kitchen. [Frank gives Gordon his jacket] Thank you. [gives Frank a goodbye handshake] Good night.

Thank you.

Good luck.

Thank you very much.

Bye, Frank.

Love you, man.

[walking through the dining room, towards the front door] It's not my time. I can't believe I did this. [outside the restaurant] I feel sick to my stomach. The saddest part is that I didn't get to show Chef Ramsay I'm so much better than this, and that's what's really ripping me apart. But I still will always have the passion to do what I'm doing, and I still will succeed in life doing what I do.

Red team! RED TEAM!

Yes, chef!

Four scallops cooked properly, and one raw.

MAN!

One raw! Hey, do we need to change stations?!

(interview) That's a good idea.

(interview) Of course.

(interview) Hell, yeah!

(to Gordon) NO!

At this stage, it's driving me MAD! You're not learning from your mistakes! Just stop! I've had enough. All of you, get in there and have a meeting, will you?!

(interview) Come on, Sterling!

(to Sterling; as the red team walks into the pantry) Sterling, can you do this?!

I can do this, man!

Well, what's happening?

Sterling, let me tell you! Do not pull a Frank right now! If you need help...

I'm not pulling no Frank! I GOT THIS!!

...we can change!

One more thing comes back, we'll switch.

Alright, I'll switch! One more thing, I'll switch!

(to Sterling) One more, and we're done!

And I'll switch!

(to Sterling) Behind you, eggplant!

(interview) I'm so close to just yanking the fucking scallops, and trying to cook them over on the fucking meat station right now.

Two halibut, two pork, two rib eye! How long?!

(to Frank) Can you walk?!

I can walk!

Frankie, garnish!

No, I got the mash coming with that!

What about broccolini?

Then, the broccolini!

How long?

This is ridiculous! (interview) Frankie's fucking us up right now. It's just unreal.

(to Frank) Broccolini, how long?! [Frank doesn't respond]

Come on, Frank!

TALK TO HIM, FRANK!

A minute and a half! (interview) I've been giving him pretty fucking accurate times. If anything, I'm off by a minute. I mean...it's pretty fucking accurate.

Get it together, Frank! KEEP TALKING!

Yes.

Yes is not a proper response!

Look! Alright, you know what? (interview) At this point, I can't let them run me. (to Frank) I need to send this food now, dude. People are getting pissed off and they're tired of waiting! (interview) I need to do anything I possibly can!

Look, I—

You know what, you know what? [waves hand] See you later, man. I'm sorry, I didn't like this...

I'm sorry, man.

...but I'm fucking serious! (to Sterling) Sterling, I need you here...

Yes, chef!

...to run this damn station!

Yes, chef!

(to Frank) BYE-BYE!

[starts walking out of the kitchen] FUCK!

Let's go, Sterling.

Yes, chef! Thirty seconds, chef!

(interview) I started off a little slow, but everything was going perfect. Everything was perfect. Dude, what just happened was so beyond fucked up. [angrily slaps the couch]