Gordon quotes from Hell's Kitchen

Hey ladies, come here. Beth, that's you.

(interview) Oh, no.

The halibut is still raw. Just touch the skin, Beth. Move, it doesn't mind. It's dead. Soggy and cooked to fuck.

(interview) I don't understand why Beth and Bev couldn't pull it together for the life of them.

[angrily throws his towel in the workstation] SHIT. BYE-BYE. GET OUT!

(interview; sighs, then pretends to faint)

Okay. When I think of the choices that I have tonight, standing in front of me, I think there's one person who has shown me no passion, no fightback, no leadership. The person leaving Hell's Kitchen is... [points behind the nominated chefs] Nicole. You've got to get out, immediately. [Nicole hands her jacket over to Chef Ramsay] Good night. [Nicole walks toward the exit without saying anything] Good night.

(under her breath) Yeah, good night, asshole. (voiceover, as she flips the camera off on the way out) I'm not going to cry like a little bitch. I don't give two flying fucks what he thinks and what he says. He can kiss my big, fat ass. (blows a kiss) Bye, Chef Ramsay.

Oh, man. Raw salmon.

Oh, God.

Look, raw. Not pink, but raw. Congratulations for being the worst two cooks ever to graze the fish station. [Simone laughs; Gordon throws his spoon away] (to Simone) It's funny now, right?

No.

All of you, come here. We're just destroying ourselves! (to Simone and Jessica) You two, fuck off! Get out!

I've got the lamb. Where's the halibut?

The halibut! Where's the halibut?

The halibut is two and a half minutes away chef.

Hey, stop. [drops his spoon] Stop. So the halibut's two and a half, (to Chris) come here you. (to Scott) Hey you, come here you and why you can't talk to him?

Fuck!

(to Chris) I WANT TO KNOW, CHRIS!!

He (Scott) never told me he was slicing the lamb.

No--!

(to Scott) COME HERE YOU! WHAT IS THIS?

No, chef.

We're just shooting ourselves in the foot! Hey, hey, hey, all of you! Fuck off out of here! GET OUT! GET OUT!

Fuck!

(interview) We didn't finish a service, not once, not twice, but the THIRD FUCKING TIME. I mean, it's just fucking embarrassing.

Please be right.

(on Sandra's wellingtons) Wellington cooked perfectly!

Thank you chef.

(on Bev's halibut) It's just gets worse. All of you, come here. Yeah, just touch that one first.

It's overcooked.

That's overcooked, now touch that one.

Undercooked.

What are we fucking doing to each other? To the Red team? What are we doing? All of you, GET OUT!

Yes, chef!

Fucking nuts I get thrown out. (interview) Tonight, all my dishes come out perfect! This sucks! It's just flat-out sucks!

My decision is...

(stops him) It's okay, chef. I can go. [Rochelle and Gordon give a shocked face]

Simone, good night. [calls Mike and tosses his chef's jacket to him] Mike, here's your jacket. Back in line. (to DeMarco and also tosses his chef's jacket to him) DeMarco, back in line. [brief pause] Get out, guys.

I want all of you now to go into the blue team, and get on every section and help them get out nine tables. Let's go!

Yes, chef!

(interview) That was a gangster service. I mean, we even had to go over and help the guys 'cause they didn't even know what the fuck they were doing.

[sees the red team enter the blue kitchen] Aw, here we go. This is fucking bullshit!

Alright, blue team! The ladies are finished! They're in here now to wake you up, and finish.

No, I'm good. I got a...

Hey, shut up! YOU FUCKING DO NEED HELP! Anyone that gives me a stone-cold crab cake twice, trust me, you need help!

(interview) Take the help! Run with it! The more help you take, the faster you can get out the kitchen!

And now, the continuation of Hell's Kitchen.

Blue team, get out of here.

(interview) It's just a weird relief to have Mike gone. Chef Ramsay, you have made the wisest decision ever, thank you so much for eliminating this scourge on the blue team.

All of you, come here. All of you. COME HERE! [leads the Red team to the back counter]

(interview) Oh, no. Oh, no.

(raises the lobster) Look at it. Rubbery, chewy, overcooked for the Chef's Table. [angrily throws the lobster away]

Oh, my God. All of you, come here!

Oh, no!

This is brought by your captain! It's just raw, solid, pink halibut. You can't even rip it apart.

(interview) How stupid you look when the captain of our team brings us raw fish. She's just way over her head.

Melanie, are you done? Have you given up?! ANSWER ME!

I'm trying chef.

I'm not going to tell you one more time, cut the bullshit! Or go home! Good night!

CHICKEN!

Chicken is coming chef! Coming up, behind! Chicken at the pass!

Raw chicken again. Hey! (Slams the table) IT'S FUCKING REDDER THAN YOUR BEARD, AND LOOK AT ME! IT'S STILL RAW!

Yes, Chef.

No, NO! (Slams the table again)

Oh, my God.

I'm done. NO! No!

Come on man, we've got to bounce back, baby. (interview) Jason screwed up two times now. Like, what the fuck are you doing?

No, please tell me to go back in line, chef. Please, please, chef. Please.

You did...

No please, chef. (starts crying)

...exceptionally well.

Oh no, please! (cries) Please let me go back in line... please!

You were a great competitor.

No, chef, I need to go back in line.

The lobster...

Please, chef.

...was way undercooked.....

Please let me go back in line.

....OK? And the halibut....

Let me go back in line, please.

was way overcooked.

Please, chef. Let me go back in line. Please.

I'm sorry. (Jessica sobbing) You should be very proud the work you've done. (Jessica continues crying, as well as Sandra)

I feel so bad for her.

You were a great competitor, and you must continue with that kind of attitude, the passion, and the love you have for food....

Please, no. Please, no.

...outside of this competition. (Jessica continues begging) You're just not ready to be a head chef, OK? Please give me your jacket.

Where’s your dignity, blue team?!

Anton lost our dignity.

CHICKEN WALKING!

Fish and chip!

Hey, hey Blue Team, all of you! Come here!

Yes, chef.

ALL OF YOU!!! Just touch that. Yeah, just touch how wet it is. It's not overcooked, it's like mush. It's like SOAKING WET DIAPER SHIT FISH AND CHIPS! All of you, come here. This is way too painful. You, you, you, you, you, and you, fuck off upstairs and have a rapid meeting. And come up with two individuals for elimination to get the fuck out of here. Now GET OUT!

[to Melanie] Two fresh fish and chips urgently!

Dropping right now, chef!

[interview] The blue team is a disaster. It’s a little hard for me to be a leader when I’ve got the Three Stooges standing on the other side doing shit. Open your ears and listen to what I’m saying. Because I’m speaking for a fucking reason.

It's overcooked. (calls Anton) Anton, come here! I just want you at your fucking best!

Honestly, chef, Scott is causing a lot of confusion in the corner for me. [Scott gives a shocked face] And that threw me right off from the beginning.

You can't just always blame it on us, man.

(interview) Scott got you all fucked up? How did Scott get you all fucked up?

I'm not blaming it to anybody.

Hey, all of you! ALL OF YOU, FUCKING COME HERE!! SHIT!! [kicks a bin; leads the Blue team to the pantry] GET IN HERE!! I suggest you fuckers have a meeting and sort your shit out! [slams the door; returns to the pass]

It's overcooked. All of you, come here! ALL OF YOU!!! What is the one thing I asked, Anton?

Don't let it overcook, chef.

So look at that! Touch it! It's overcooked and fucking dry, Anton!

Sorry, chef.