The Scarecrow quotes from Harley Quinn

Scarecrow

[gossiping with Bane] Oh, crazy about Joker and Harley. I heard they tried an open relationship thing, which everybody knows only works for gay men...

Joker

BANE! Quit dicking around with Kite Man and get those two!

Bane

But he was attacking me.

Joker

With what?! A KITE?! Just do what I tell you, you dumb, freakish monster!

Harley Quinn

Bane, why are you letting him talk to you like that? [to the other villains] In fact, why do any of you let him talk to you like that? He doesn't even have powers! His only power is bullying you into doing what he wants. I should know. He did it to me for years.

Joker

Don't listen to her! She's nothing!

Bane

She makes a good point. I don't like how you called me a monster.

Scarecrow

Yeah, that was pretty harsh...

Two-Face

Oh yeah...

Joker

Oh my God, it's just an expression!

Bane

Also, let's talk about dinner! I selected the beef well in advance and you stole it from me! You said you didn't even want to come to this "stupid thing!"

Bane

My feelings exactly! This is a monumental night for young Joshua!

Bane

I wish they would make a sequel to Up.

Lex Luthor

No, they can’t! The story ended with the first movie.

Scarecrow

Unless... the kid is the old man in the sequel.

Bane

Oh, that’s fun! That’s a good one!

Scarecrow

Tsk tsk tsk. Trying to escape on surgery day. Don't worry, insurance will cover it. [beat] ...Obviously that was a joke; insurance would never cover this. I-I think we can all agree they're the real villains, yeah?

Poison Ivy

I would agree with tha— [Gets sedated]