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Harley Quinn · Season 1, Episode 15

Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy and others in “Unfinished Business”

Harley Quinn

I'm getting nervous about Kylie's and Brittney's improv skills with Gordon.

Poison Ivy

They're trained professionals. I'm sure they can buy us at least another five minutes.

[At the top of Arkham Asylum, where Gordon has mistaken Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy for two adult film actresses who look like them.]

KKKylie Kyriptonite

Oooh, no. We've been bad.

BBBrittney Bionic

Oooh, we need someone to punish us.

KKKylie Kyriptonite

Not Commissioner Gordon!

BBBrittney Bionic

We're respect and fear him so much.

Two-Face

Something about this doesn't seem right.

Commissioner Gordon

Hold on. Let's hear 'em out. [Two-Face switches the lights on to see their faces.] What the...? Adult film actresses Kylie Kyriptonite and Brittney Bionic?

C1Cop#1

I'm a huge fan.

C2Cop#2

Loved you in The Drilling Joke.

C3Cop#3

Please, sign my gun.

CCheryl

Can I get an autograph? I-it's for my husband.

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