Bane quotes from Harley Quinn

Bane

What is taking your shark friend so long to plant the bomb?

Dr. Psycho

Oh, I don't know. Maybe it's because he's a shark and not a demolitions expert!

Bane

Is your card... the three of clubs?

Harley Quinn

No.

Bane

Fuck.

Lex Luthor

This is where we get approval for the use of Legion resources like goons and getaway cars...

Bane

And 'splosions!

Lex Luthor

I have no idea what the fuck "'splosions" are, Bane! But we do have EXPLOSIVES.

Bane

The credit card is for emergencies only, but your bill is all candies and vape pens and something suspiciously labelled "dolphin encounter"! When you put out a hit, you pay in cash!

Okay, fine, I'll cancel it!

Bane

Already done, because I am this credit card's reckoning! I am cutting this card, and I am cutting it in half— [tries cutting the card in half with childproof scissors] ...These blades are dull. I will bend it!

Don't do that!

Bane

Too late! Do you think I want to be "Credit Card Paying Man"? I have dreams, too!

Bane

You could blow them up.

Harley Quinn

Ehh, not really my thing.

Bane

I could blow them up.

Bane

You cannot run from your problems, Harley. Hate weighs you down. Only love sets us free.

Harley Quinn

[Realising what she has to do] Ivy.

Poison Ivy

[Immediately getting it] No.

Harley Quinn

It's okay.

Poison Ivy

Don't, don't do this.

Harley Quinn

Have a good life, get married, make babies. Name them Harley. The girls and boys.

Poison Ivy

Harls!

Harley Quinn

See? It totally works. You know I love you. Bye, Ive.

Bane

I'm on all the dating apps, but haven't swiped right once. I can't get past the profiles. Does no one understand correct grammar, dangling modifiers, sentence fragments, using the word "anyways" as a transition... It's "anyway"! There's no "S"! And as you know, nothing turns me off more than reckless disregard for language.

The Riddler

Does anyone know that?

Bane

You do now.