King Shark quotes from Harley Quinn

King Shark

You're not my Dad!

That is contrary to what she said.

King Shark

Instead of a boy, it's a fish, and instead of a wolf...

Harley Quinn

It's an orca.

King Shark

No! It's a wolf named Orca. But it can swim, which is terrifying!

King Shark

Harley, a few words?

Clayface

Let her grieve. I've prepared a little something. [Clears his throat while Harley sobs] We have gathered today to pay respects to our beloved friend. Her death was not an empty sacrifice. And, of my friend, I will say just this. Of all the souls I have met on my journeys, hers was the most - human.

Dr. Psycho

Wow, that, uh [sniffles] Wasn't awful.

Clayface

As apropos a speech now as when it was originally delivered by William Shatner's Captain James Tiberius Kirk in Star Trek II: Wrath of Khan.

Dr. Psycho

Are we living in a mall or a zoo?

King Shark

I like to think of it as both now.

Harley Quinn

Look, Freeze is crazy! He orchestrated the whole Injustice League hit on me!

How absurd.

Harley Quinn

I woke up in a block of ice! That's your signature move! You tried to kill me!

Everyone else wanted to kill you, but I convinced them to freeze you. As you can imagine, a group of white, cis-gendered, heterosexual male crime lords, they loved the idea of turning a woman into a helpless object of mockery.

Harley Quinn

Oh...

King Shark

Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. You've falsely accused the most woke ice-themed villain in all of new New Gotham!

Harley Quinn

All my condolences to you. He seemed like a really great guy.

Clayface

Yeah, good guy.

Kite Man

So, so sorry.

King Shark

He was a real mensch.

Clayface

Can we go now?

[furiously] OH MY GOD, GET OUT OF HERE!

Dr. Psycho

[excited] I am rock hard right now!

King Shark

That's nasty.

King Shark

I'm picking up some vibes that maybe you don't wanna get married to me.

What gave it away? The fact that I've managed to chain-smoke even though I'm underwater?

Prince Shark

What are you gonna do, huh? Eat me, like you did our other brothers?!

King Shark

Oh, you KNOW that was a mistake! I suffer from hypoglycemic-induced blackouts!

Prince Shark

ALL THIRTEEN TIMES?!?