Miley Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

I can't believe this. I made myself look like a total idiot all because of that phone.

Lilly

Look! I'm on the front page! Don't I look so cute when I'm scared?

Miley

If you don't get over yourself in about 3 seconds you're going to look absolutely adorable.

Lilly

I don't know. This one is pretty goofy. I mean you have your hair in curlers and eyes bugging out and your "Miley" necklace flopping all over the place.

Miley

Future of sleaze-journalism say what?

The Rock

So all this happened because you wanted a Z-Phone?

Miley

Ya, I guess I just caught up in having the next new thing.

The Rock

Y'know Miley, there's always going to be something new around the corner.

Lilly

Hey that's what my Mom says! [Rock glares at her] Not that you remind me of my Mom, except for the nails 'cause these are her nails.

Miley

[to out of shot editor] Thanks for finally giving me my picture back. [Camera zooms out to reveal The Rock is holding the editor upside down by his ankle]

Well, after I thought about it, kinda figured it was the right thing to do.

The Rock

Good choice.

Miley

[to Jackson] My life is complicated enough. The last thing I need in my life right now is more drama.

Jake

Hi, Miley.

Miley

[staring at Jake] Hellooooo, drama!

Miley

[closing the door] Hi.

Jake

You look great.

Miley

Oh, boy!

Jake

Listen, Miley, I…

Miley

I know I know. You haven't been able to forget about me. Your life feels empty without me. You see my face everywhere you look and you come back to say…

Jake

I just wanna be friends.

Miley

Big blonde sack o' drama say what?

Miley

So you are really into him?

Mikayla

Are you kidding? I am already working on our celebrity couple names. Right now, it's between Jikayla and Mikake.

Miley

Too bad you're not old enough for Donald Trump. Then you could've been Old Mik-donald!

Jake

Oh! Hey guys. Thanks for coming by.

Miley

No problem. We just wanted to wish you luck on your first day on filming because you know that is what friends do. That they are there for each other, they support each other…so where is Mikayla?

Jake

Umm, in makeup. Why?

Lilly

Oh, we just wanted to wish her luck. It's not that we are going to get her fired or anything.

Miley

You stink under pressure!

Lilly

Then stop putting me under pressure!

Lilly

Why are we a great "juoy?"

Miley

[in a bad Scottish accent] I don't know. Keep writin'!

Miley

I don't expect you to know that because you are from Lilly-tiny-brainia!

Lilly

Well, at least MY country doesn't sound like a cure for diarrhea!!

Robby

Yee, doggies! It feels great to be puffy again!

Miley

Yeah, yeah. You're a regular Puff Daddy!

Lilly

So this whole feud started over a boy?

Miley

Yep, it was high school. Mamaw was having a summer romance and then Aunt Dolly bounced in and, well that was pretty much all she had to do. Mamaw never forgave Dolly for stealing the love of her life, Mr. Elvis Presley.

Lilly

NO!

Miley

YES!

Lilly

NO!

Miley

YES!

Lilly

NO!

Jackson

(laying on the couch) YES! Elvis, Elvis with the pelvis and the hair and the hunk-a-hunk of burning love! Guys, please! I haven't slept all night and my back is killing me! So for the love of everything good in this forsaken universe, ZIP IT!

Jackson you lazybones! Get your rump out of bed! (flips Jackson onto the floor)

Jackson

What do you know! Floor is more comfortable than the couch (has a rest on the floor)

Miley

[to Robby] I know where you can see the world's biggest pile of dirty socks... Jackson's Room! Let's drive.

Jackson

And if you're good I'll let you ride down the underwear mountain.

[in unison] WOOOOSH!

Robby

[to Jackson and Miley] Relax. We won't be here more than a half hour tops.

Jackson

[looking at old lady walking slowly over to the diner table] Dad, it's gonna take her a half hour just to get here!

Miley

Umm, excuse me. We're ready to order.

Oooh! Forgot my pencil. Back in a jiff.

Miley

UGHHH!

Robby

MMHH...you just can't find an old-fashioned hamburger like this out on the main highway. Makes you wanna savor every bite.

Miley

[quickly eating the crumbs off her plate] Ya, sure. Eating, savoring... Done. Let's go.

Robby

Oh come on Miley, slow down. Even your brother's getting into the spirit of this place.

Jackson

[finishing a maze on a piece of paper] WOOHOO!! Prospector Pete found his way through the maze to the gold! [puts the paper down on a big pile of more paper] AGAIN!