Miley Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Jackson

[looking at his mom when she was in college] Wow, wow. Look at her.

Miley

I know. She's beautiful.

Jackson

Our mom was totally hot!

Miley

[looks at her dad when he was in college] And our dad was totally not.

Lilly

Did I mention I hate you?

Oliver

Thirty-seven times.

Lilly

If you make me miss that Maroon 5 concert I swear...

Oliver

You're not gonna miss it! Miley said she would be back... she'll probably be home any minute.

Miley

[on the answering machine] Lilly, are you there watering the plants? I tried your cell phone a bunch of times. Hey, I'm sorry but I'm not gonna make the concert. We decided to make a few stops along the way. I got a picture of the world's largest rubber band ball. That sucker is HUGE! Have a great time at the concert! Bye!

Lilly

[still stuck to the chair laying on the floor] I hate you.

Oliver

Thirty-eight.

Miley

Excuse me, Miss. I'm taking a little survey. If you had a daughter, what would you name her?

Miley.

Miley

Thank you.

Miley

[while catching her breath] Dad's not going anywhere for a while.

Jackson

How do you know?

Miley

While he was on the pay phone... [brings a gadget out] I pulled this out of his car. I don't know what it is, but...

Somebody stole my distributor cap!

Miley

But I'm guessing it's a distributor cap.

Robby

I just wish you two would disappear!

Miley

Oh, honey, trust me, we're gettin' there.

[singing] You get the limo out front. Oh wah oh. Hottest styles, every shoe, every color.

Miley

Yeah. We get it.

Hey. You don't have to listen to that 50 times a day.

[in unison] Wanna bet?

Jackson

There was a wasp!

Robby

[grabs remains of Beary and begins to swing it around the air] Where!?

Miley

Daddy!!

Robby Ray

Come on Earl, not the puppy dog face! That worked when we were kids. (Then he gives in.) Come on Mile, just one song.

Miley

[sarcastically] Thank you, oh Man of Steel.

Robby Ray

I tried, Bud.

(Seeing Uncle Earl dancing beside her as the band practices) Uncle Earl, what are you doin'?

Uncle Earl

Watching your rockstar moves!

Uncle Earl

(chanting) I'm gonna be a rockstar, I'm gonna be a rockstar...!

Miley

He's doing a jig with a pig!

Miley

You caved, didn't you?

Robby Ray

Earl's got a good puppy dog face.

Miley

(Making a puppy dog face) I've got a puppy dog face too.

Robby Ray

You're right... but Earl's got you beat.

(praying) Jackson's plan is gonna work, Jackson's plan is gonna work...

Jackson

Great news! My plan worked!

You're lying.

Jackson

How did you know?

Your lips are moving!

Uncle Earl

I've realized something very, very important.

Miley

What's that?

Uncle Earl

I can't get up.

Miley

I like the whole…flaming head thing you got going on. It's just, do you think you could tone it down a notch?

Robby Ray

Or more…a lot. Whatever you're comfortable with…a lot would be good.

Uncle Earl

Sorry, it's just hard to take it down on the greatest night of my life! I mean, look at me! I'm so excited I'm sweating my flames off!

Robby Ray

Well, then let's go get you a towel. And maybe a big hat. Whatever you're comfortable with. A big hat would be good.

Miley

Wow. He really is upset.

[in unison] What did you do? Me?! Yes you. Stop that!