Lola quotes from Hannah Montana

Man I wish I had the O-phone instead of this stupid slim flip. Oh, look at me I'm slim and I flip, I'm slim and I flip, I'm slim and I flip. [breaks phone] Aw man.

[to Orlando Bloom off screen] Hey Orlando, nice butt! [recognizes what she just said] I mean, putt, nice putt!

(to Orlando Bloom, as he tries to flee from Lola) You can't hide from destiny!

Oh, my, that looks fabulous on you.

Actually, I’m just looking.

Well then look someplace else, kid, I’ve got a car payment to make.

Fine, but I hope when I’m as old as you, I’m not as bitter.

Oh, you will be.

Hannah

This is incredible, all these fans and the store has even got a mannequin of me!

That’s not a mannequin, that’s a Hannahquin, Miss Montanaquin.

Hannah

Oh, no!

What, that was cute-aquin.

Hannah

No, I think my dad is shopping for my birthday present.

Oh, no, someone is gonna buy you something really expensive and cool. What ever will you do?

Hannah

No, Lilly, you don’t get it. As a dad, he knows everything, about everything. But as a shopper, well, let’s just say the alarm should go off when he comes in to the store.

[Looks at really ugly dress]

You’re right, all that dress needs is a sheep and a bonnet and you’re Little Bo Geek.

Hannah

I love him, but the man should not be allowed in the teen department with a credit card. Ugh, will someone please stop him.

Roxy

Stop who? Where. I’ll get him! [Tackles a man] He’s clean! Move along you’re blocking people here!

Miley

[watching herself doing Scratch Dancing] I can't watch this.

Robby

You don't have to watch it, I'm recording it. I never get tired of watching me being right.

Now switch

Hannah

You wish!

Jackson

Sorry about the whole convertible top thing.

You got a little something in your teeth.

Hannah

Ewww! It's a fly!

Primp all you want, Lil' Miss Cool-List! You are about to get a makeup malfunction everyone will be downloading forever!

Hannah

She won't get hurt or anything, will she?

Just her pride. Nationwide... Nowhere to hide- Humilefied! Sad inside!

Hannah

Are you done?

Okay. Just remember: You go through the red and she goes through the green... Because she's mean, like an evil queen! [Hannah gives her a look] Okay, now I'm done.

Hannah

Oh okay, I have an idea. You do all the work and I'll hang out with Jesse. Toodles!

I got a better idea. You give me the Hannah wig and I'll hang out with Jesse. Toodles!

Hannah

I don't think he speaks "eeeeep!"

So, what's your Z-code so we can Z-text and Z-chat?

Hannah

Oh, mine's still in "Z-box."

[quietly] Yeah, in "Z-store."

Jake

Oops, wrong floor. (presses the close door button)

Hannah

Not so fast lover boy. (runs to the elevator)

Jake

(tries to run out but Hannah grabs him and the elevator closes)

BTW, hate the outfit.

BTW, I can change the outfit. You're stuck with the voice (mimics Tracy's voice) forever.

It's a nasal condition!

(mouths Tracy's words)