Jackson Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Jackson

Oh, believe me, she's screaming on the inside.

Jackson

C'mon, Dad. It wasn't long ago that I was a ninth grader. And if he's anything like I was... [suddenly much more sober] You need to meet that boy!

Jackson

(wearing shades and imitating The Terminator) Hello, I am the Jackson-ator! [takes off shades] These will not be back! (wearing another pair and imitating Ozzy Osbourne) Whoa, rock-n-roll! SHARON!!

Jackson

(after Olivia leaves him, puts on shades and imitates Ozzy Osbourne) Sharon! I'm so confused!!

Jackson

Oh, here we are in Happy Bunnyland, Tokyo. [hits the bottom of the counter twice to make the stomp effects] Oh no, what's that? [hits the counter twice again] It's Jackzilla! Run for your bunny lives!

Jackson

Everybody dance, everybody sing, everybody try a chicken wing!

Jackson

Whoa whoa whoa...you and Kunkle had coffee? You're kidding!!

Jackson

[mimicking Miley] "Don't bother switching the limos tonight, nobody's following us!" I am so smart BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!

Jackson

[looking cheesed off] "Madonna's a cat?! I'm at a birthday party, in a tent, for a CAT?!" [sarcastically] "What's for dessert, chocolate mousse or chocolate mouse?"

Jackson

Oh no! here comes Dr. Phil-Billy!

Jackson

Dad, next time you host a PTA meeting do it out in the hot tub so I can see Lilly's mom in ... [sees Lilly's Mom] ... the kitchen. Hi Ms. T. [to Robby] Warn a guy!

Jackson

(groans) When is this not on!?

Jackson

(as Ozzy Osbourne) Sharon's making guaca... giguaca....avocados all mashed together. It's very good.

Jackson

No! My answers! They're melting! They're melting!

Jackson

[After his sweat is smudging the answers written on his arms] Oh, great! There goes the 19th amendment! [shouting to Miley] Thanks to you, women are losing the right to vote!