Roxy quotes from Hannah Montana

Roxy

That's because you need some acupuncture. I'll go get my needles. *but gets pinned down by Jackson*

Roxy

(to Jackson and Miley while asleep) My eyes may be closed, but my brain is on red alert! (makes an "I've got my eyes on you" gesture) [in between snores] Hiya!

Roxy

(at the end of Oliver and Rico's rap at the episode's conclusion, seen wearing a Flavor Flav viking helmet and watch pendant) Peace out! (vanishes)

Roxy

Okay, next. Not so fast, short stuff, you know the drill. Arms out. [Metal detector bleeps by her mouth] I knew it, what you hiding in there?

Braces?

Roxy

Yeah, likely story. Open!

Hannah

Daddy, you know I dislike Roxy. She is the most terrible bodyguard ever and ever since she got back from her Marine Corps reunion, she’s been a vicious...

Roxy

Say “Ah!”

Aaah.

Hannah

...monster in your face.

Robby Ray

Yeah, she’s horrible. Remind me to permanently fire her!

Hannah

You’re right.

Roxy

Alright, she’s clean. Doesn’t floss, but she is clean. Move along. Hey! But I got my eyes on you.

Hannah

This is incredible, all these fans and the store has even got a mannequin of me!

That’s not a mannequin, that’s a Hannahquin, Miss Montanaquin.

Hannah

Oh, no!

What, that was cute-aquin.

Hannah

No, I think my dad is shopping for my birthday present.

Oh, no, someone is gonna buy you something really expensive and cool. What ever will you do?

Hannah

No, Lilly, you don’t get it. As a dad, he knows everything, about everything. But as a shopper, well, let’s just say the alarm should go off when he comes in to the store.

[Looks at really ugly dress]

You’re right, all that dress needs is a sheep and a bonnet and you’re Little Bo Geek.

Hannah

I love him, but the man should not be allowed in the teen department with a credit card. Ugh, will someone please stop him.

Roxy

Stop who? Where. I’ll get him! [Tackles a man] He’s clean! Move along you’re blocking people here!

Roxy

You're angry, aren't you?

Jackson

Yeah! You are a nasty woman!!!!!

Roxy

That yoga didn't work for you, did it?

Jackson

[angrily] No!

Miley

Roxy, You are a cruel and wicked woman!!!!

Roxy

Oh, I didn't learn this in the Corp. Mm-mmm. I learned it when I was touring India with world famous cellist, Yo Yo Ma. He calls me his Yo-Yo Mama. [laughs]

Roxy

Pretend I'm Miley and you're the Cracker.

Lilly

I'd rather not!

Roxy

C'mon, I'm not gonna hurt ya!

Lilly

[as the Cracker] Ooh, Miley! Gimme your lipstick!

Roxy

Ahhhh! Principal, principal! Help me, help me!