Mikayla quotes from Hannah Montana

Mikayla

(singing) Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do, oh baby, if Cupid had a heart he would make you fall, you'd fall in love with me and you would turn me on. If Cupid had a heart he would end my love. If cupid had a heart, he would shoot an throw an arrow through your soul better aim and go. If Cupid had a heart you'd be mine I know I need you to see, I need you and me.

Hannah

It is so great to finally meet you, I really am a huge fan!

Mikayla

Yeah, I hate you.

Hannah

Thanks, I feel the exact same... What?

Mikayla

Your voice is stingy, your music is stupid, your outfits make me want to puke on them, but it looks like someone already did.

Hannah

Okay, I don't know what your problem is but...

Mikayla

My problem is that I'm ten times better than you, and you're gonna find that out in Florida. Miss Hannah, I'm taking all your fannahs.

Hannah

Well, listen here, you one-hit bobblehead! The only thing you're gonna be taking from me is lessons, okay? Lesson number one: This [does a head motion] is how you do the head thing. That's right, I went there!

Mikayla

Well, you know where I'm gonna go?

Hannah

Down the toilet with the rest of your career? That's right, I went there again, and this time, I bought property.

Mikayla

I still hate you.

Hannah

Hate makes you ugly. Oops, too late!

Hannah

[on the phone] Hey, what's up, it's Hannah Montana, what would you like to give?

Mikayla

Singing lessons. I just heard your new single. Ouch!

Hannah

Well, I heard yours and I thought it was fantastic!

Mikayla

[in disbelief] Really?

Hannah

Yeah, my brother ate some bad catfish, so we played it for him to induce vomiting. It was like BAM! Instant puke!

Mikayla

Has been.

Hannah

Never was.

Mikayla

Bottle-blonde.

Hannah

Lip-syncher.

Mikayla

Bra stuffer.

Hannah

[gasps] I hate you.

Like I care.

Miley

So you are really into him?

Mikayla

Are you kidding? I am already working on our celebrity couple names. Right now, it's between Jikayla and Mikake.

Miley

Too bad you're not old enough for Donald Trump. Then you could've been Old Mik-donald!