Hannah Montana quotes from Hannah Montana

Hannah

Oh Jake, I bet you say that to all your co-stars, push Jake... I mean... [pushes Jake]

Hannah

I'm gonna remember that, Dakota. [falls over]

Hannah

The Hollywood Committee said it's two past Madonna. So, Madonna...Brad Pitt...[suddenly notices a chili mess on the next diamond]—Yow!

Hannah

You may be a great choreographer, but it's time somebody said No-no Nahnah!

Hannah

Santa sees everything and so do I! We have little elves that go to clubs and take pictures with their cell phones!

Hannah

Well, Santa does believe in forgiveness, BUT SANTA'S NOT HERE!! EAT SNOW, CHEATER!!!

Hannah

What does it take with you?! What more do I have to do?! You and Hannah Montana are never gonna be together.

Oliver

Why not?

Miley

Because... [takes off her wig and sunglasses] I'm Hannah Montana. Me, Miley. [Oliver passes out] Okay, that went well.

This is so cool. I’ve been waiting months for these scarves to came out. I’m never taking it off.

Hannah

Great. Just be sure to shower in cold water only and lay yourself flat to dry.

Roxy

Okay, next. Not so fast, short stuff, you know the drill. Arms out. [Metal detector bleeps by her mouth] I knew it, what you hiding in there?

Braces?

Roxy

Yeah, likely story. Open!

Hannah

Daddy, you know I dislike Roxy. She is the most terrible bodyguard ever and ever since she got back from her Marine Corps reunion, she’s been a vicious...

Roxy

Say “Ah!”

Aaah.

Hannah

...monster in your face.

Robby Ray

Yeah, she’s horrible. Remind me to permanently fire her!

Hannah

You’re right.

Roxy

Alright, she’s clean. Doesn’t floss, but she is clean. Move along. Hey! But I got my eyes on you.

Hannah

This is incredible, all these fans and the store has even got a mannequin of me!

That’s not a mannequin, that’s a Hannahquin, Miss Montanaquin.

Hannah

Oh, no!

What, that was cute-aquin.

Hannah

No, I think my dad is shopping for my birthday present.

Oh, no, someone is gonna buy you something really expensive and cool. What ever will you do?

Hannah

No, Lilly, you don’t get it. As a dad, he knows everything, about everything. But as a shopper, well, let’s just say the alarm should go off when he comes in to the store.

[Looks at really ugly dress]

You’re right, all that dress needs is a sheep and a bonnet and you’re Little Bo Geek.

Hannah

I love him, but the man should not be allowed in the teen department with a credit card. Ugh, will someone please stop him.

Roxy

Stop who? Where. I’ll get him! [Tackles a man] He’s clean! Move along you’re blocking people here!

Miley

[watching herself doing Scratch Dancing] I can't watch this.

Robby

You don't have to watch it, I'm recording it. I never get tired of watching me being right.

Now switch

Hannah

You wish!

And we're back with Hannah Montana. Hannah, welcome. I'm just itching to ask you a few questions.

Hannah

[scratching herself] And I'm just itching to answer them.

Hannah

[singing the national anthem] Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. Through yonder window breaks. [eyes dart around nervously] Uhhhh. Rampart's...no,rocket's red glare. Yeah,right. That's right.

You stink!

[laugh and boo]

[start pelting her with buckets of popcorn, hot dog rolls, and cups of soda]

Hannah

[grabs 2 empty cups and puts them over her eyes] Look! I'm a cup fly. Ya get it? Buzz.

Hannah

Actually, I've got some news about me and Jackson.

Ooooooo! (with excitment)

Hannah

No, it's kinda serious.

Ooooooooooo!!(frustrated)

Hannah

The truth is...me and Jackson are...

Jackson

[runs into room] Totally and completely in love! (bouncing around the stage)I love Hannah Montana! I love Hannah Montana! I LOVE HANNAH MONTANA!! (rips open sweatshirt to reveal a custom-made shirt that reads Jacksannah)

Jackson

Sorry about the whole convertible top thing.

You got a little something in your teeth.

Hannah

Ewww! It's a fly!