Miley Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Miley

Thanks! Another basket from Jake. What a surprise!

Robby

I agree Mile, you either date this boy Jake, or tell him to send a work-out tape, cuz I'm one muffin away from my easy fit jeans

Miley

I got two words for yeh, Will power

Robby

I got two words for you, Mini jellys. Mhh I am so weak.

Lilly

Look who was waiting in the drive way.(Holding a cardboard cutout of jake) You can almost hear him say: Miley take me back, give me one more chance!

Miley

Oh, I'll give you something.

Robby

Not the chocolate chip ones, use the bran, nobody eats those.

Lilly

Oh my dad does, he calls them nature's broom. Uh, peanut butter balls.

Miley

Hello! Guys, this jerk hurt me and he's not gonna win me back with peanut butter balls.

Robby

Ok, you're right darling. I'm getting rid of everything. Mhh and I'll start by grilling up these perfect marinade T-bones.

Lilly

Medium rare please.

Robby

Got it.

Lilly

Come on Miley, the poor guy has done just about everything , what else can he do?

Miley

You're never gonna stop are you.

Jake

Miley, You've dumped stuff on me, and you've yelled at me, the one thing you haven't done is tell me that you don't care about me, tell me that and I'll go away.

Lilly

No, you can't, he's so and you, I mean, come on.

Jake

I know I kissed you then left and I'm sorry, but I never stopped thinking about you.

Lilly

Oh he never stopped and now I mean come on. I'll just go help with the steaks.

Miley

You do that.

Lilly

(Talking to the cardboard cutout of Jake)Come on Jake'rs

Miley

Ok, I never stopped thinking about you either.

Jake

Then you'll give me another chance?

Miley

How about we start with tonight?

Jake

Uh, Slight problem, tonight's my movie premiere.

Miley

Oh, That's ok, I mean, it's a little more public than I wanted but eh.

Jake

No no no no, eh, see the thing is.

Miley

You already have a date don't you.

Jake

It's not a real date ok, it's with my co-star ok, we just have to pretend that we're dating for the press, you know.. A kiss or too, but it doesn't mean anything.

Miley

Nothing you say ever means anything. You're the same jerk you were six months ago, only now, you're a jerk with a headache.

Jake

I don't have a... Oh no.

Miley

(Hits him with his shield) Oh yes!

Miley

We sure are Jakey. Look at her draped over him like drapes, cheap cligy drapes. It's disgusting.

Robby

It sure is.

Miley

How can you guys keep eating that stuff? That's Jake's steak. It's the steak that he drove through my heart.

Robby

The good news is it cuts like butter.

Miley

Dad!!

Robby

I'm sorry darlin' but you're better off without him. I mean, if he's gonna choose her over you, he obviously has no taste.

Lilly

Except in meat; this filet is fantastic!

Oliver

[referring to Jake] And when you told him you were Hannah he didn't faint? Not once?

Miley

Nope, steady as a rock, all man.

Oliver

Well, so am I, I just hadn't eaten that day

Lilly

I wish for an A on the project. What do you wish for?

Miley

Oh man, I wish... I wish there was no secret. I was just Hannah Montana all the time. Sure would make life a whole lot easier.

Miley

Does everybody know you have a birthmark shaped like a poodle on your butt?

Lilly

[gasps] How did you know that?

Miley

Because I'm your best friend and I know somewhere deep down inside of you, our friendship is still there. C'mon look at me. Really, really look at me. C'mon Lilly, don't you know me?

Lilly

Oh my gosh!

Miley

Yes! I knew you'd be able to see the real me.

Lilly

Of course the blond hair is coming out of the wig, you're Hannah Montana! [rips off wig] Look everybody, Hannah Montana's back and she knows what's on my butt! [everybody gasps and stares] I can't believe I just said that out loud!

Miley

I can not wait to get to that concert to show to that two-faced tone-deaf toad who is the boss.

Lilly

Yeah, but you have to wear something amazing. Mikayla always looks incredible [Miley gives her a look] ...For a two-faced tone-deaf toad!

Lilly

Ooh what about the thing you bought at the place next to the place that we went there one time?

Miley

No, that's too....

Lilly

Yeah you are right. Plus, when you wear that you have to...

Miley

I know. And I hate those.

Lilly

Who doesn't?

Miley

What about the one I bought after the one I bought at the place next to the place?

Lilly

Ooh! You mean the one that goes with the shoes with the things? I love that one!

Robby

Me too!

Miley

Daddy do you even know what we are talking about?

Robby

No, but as long as it doesn't cost me a wad of cash, I'm all for it.

Lilly

Your Dad is...

Miley

I know!

Robby

I'm the dad and I'm not leting you go...

Miley

Why are you treating me like such a baby?

Robby

Because your acting like one .

Miley

But dad...

Robby

No Miley ! ...Not another word .

Miley

Fine! How about three.... I hate you !

Robby

Miley! MILEY RAY !!!!!!!

Lilly

[after Miley's tirade about what happened at the studio during which she continues pulling her hair] You're braiding my hair, not starting a chainsaw.

Miley

I'm sorry. It's just that well, they're guys and he's a guy and what if he likes writing for guys more than he likes writing for Hannah?

Lilly

Well, then you'd be out of luck and I'll be bald!

Robby

[on the phone] Hello? [pause] No, there's no one here by the name of Gunner. [pause] Sorry, this ain't the Tinkle residence. [pause] Well I don't care what you say I'm NOT Gunner Tinkle! ...Gonna Tinkle, Joe is that you?

Joe

We so owned you!

Nick

Busted!

Kevin

That was sick!

Robby

Oh, you boys, LOL!

Miley

You know LOL?

Robby

[covering the mouthpiece briefly] Yeah, Nick taught it to me!

Robby

Sorry fellas, got another call. Hello? You're looking for who? Amanda? Amanda Huggenkiss? A Man To Hug And Kiss, Miley I don't have time for this, I'm tryin to work here!

Miley

So am I! I'm inspiring you with my humor! Dad listen to this one, so why was six afraid of seven? 'Cause seven ate nine! HAHA, that is hysterical. Hang up and we can write a hit!

Lilly

And to think you gave him the best 14 years of your life! Years you will never get back!

Miley

Exactly! And I'm not going to let Larry, Curly, and Moe-Bro waltz in and steal him away! MY DADDY WRITES FOR ME AND NOBODY ELSE!

Lilly

So what are you going to do about it?

Miley

I HAVE NO IDEA!

Miley

Lilly, I found out a way to get my daddy back!

Lilly

How?

Miley

Okay, the "JoBros" aren't going to record dad's song if he knew it was stolen from another guy band.

Lilly

What guy band?

Lilly

Oh, no!

Miley

[puts her hair on her upper lip like a mustache] Oh yeah!

Yo guys, we're workin here!

Yeah dudes, be cool! dudes! Yo!

Kevin

Uhhh, sorry guys. We got a text from the guy we're working with, told us to be here early, our bad.

No big, we're just workin on our guy band stuff, so if you guys wanna hang till we guys are done, that's cool! Cause you know, we're all...guys!

Nick

This is Joe & Kevin.And I'm Nick.

We know who you are, your music ROCKS!

You're so hot!

...on the charts! Burnin 'em up! Yeah!

That's right man, dudes, yo!

Where are they?

Robby

I don't know. They promised they were gonna be here.

Joe

And we always keep our promises!

Miley

Duck and cover Daddy, it's the return of the Jonii.