Mamaw quotes from Hannah Montana

Lilly

So this whole feud started over a boy?

Miley

Yep, it was high school. Mamaw was having a summer romance and then Aunt Dolly bounced in and, well that was pretty much all she had to do. Mamaw never forgave Dolly for stealing the love of her life, Mr. Elvis Presley.

Lilly

NO!

Miley

YES!

Lilly

NO!

Miley

YES!

Lilly

NO!

Jackson

(laying on the couch) YES! Elvis, Elvis with the pelvis and the hair and the hunk-a-hunk of burning love! Guys, please! I haven't slept all night and my back is killing me! So for the love of everything good in this forsaken universe, ZIP IT!

Jackson you lazybones! Get your rump out of bed! (flips Jackson onto the floor)

Jackson

What do you know! Floor is more comfortable than the couch (has a rest on the floor)

Jackson

Enjoy the reunion, dad!

Miley

Call us when you land, love you!

Jackson

[to Miley] He is gonna have so much fun seeing the band again!

Miley

And it is so cool that he trusts us to leave us alone for the first time....

Sucker!!! [they both laugh]

Miley

[enters the house with Jackson while singing and dancing] We're gonna party!

Jackson

[singing and dancing] And party harty!

Miley

[singing and dancing] With my friend Marty!

Jackson

[singing and dancing] You don't know a Marty!

Miley

[singing and dancing] But it rhymes with party!

Jackson

[singing and dancing] That's kinda smarty!

Hannah

[imitating Robbie Ray] Now, young man, I expect you home before curfew!

Jackson

[also imitating Robbie Ray] And bud, you call if you're gonna be late! [flips imaginary long hair]

[both laugh]

Jackson

Shall we, my curfewless compadre?

Hannah

We shall, my sneaky sibling! [holds onto Jackson's arm]

Surprise!

[both screams]

[accent] Simply scrumptious.

Jackson

I could be a famous pop star too. If I had talent and hair extensions.

Delightful.