Lily quotes from Hannah Montana

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Scenes with Lily 8

[enters Miley's room and sneaks up beside her and yells] MILEY!

[falls off the bed] You know if you didn't have that whole Miley/Hannah thing over me, Bang! Zoom!

Yeah, yeah, I'm shakin' in my boots, speakin' of which, I can't wait to wear these tomorrow at the Mack & Mickey in the Morning Show. This is gonna be so awesome! Hannah Montana and her peeps who keep her grounded. Eeep, I'm a peep!

Did you put extra sugar in your sugar crunchies again?

Just a little bit. I'm so excited! I didn't slept last night.

That makes two of us. I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss…I can't even say it.

Who was I about to kiss?

…Jackson! Bleah! {waits a few seconds} Why aren't you bleah-ing with me?

Well...

{imitating Lilly} "well.." is not an option. It's either blah or uggh, pick one.

LLily

But I really like him.

[in really fast voice]Jackson loving freak o' nature say what?

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I don't know. It's just, sometimes being around all your success makes me feel--

LLily

Like a failure.

I was gonna say "bad"...

[Lily looks nervous]

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MOMiley and Oliver

Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on

Lily [frustrated] Come on, come on, come on! Are we gonna spend the entire weekend waiting to see if [to Miley] you got the part, or if [to Oliver] you got the gig? Get up! Move! Do something! [Miley and Oliver stand up, and exchange seats]

There!

Happy?

LLily

It is times like this, I thank my lucky stars I have no talent!

I didn't get the part, that's why Howard hasn't called me, he doesn't have the guts. Or he's having trouble with his guts in the bathroom. Poor Howard. Call!

You know, I did great! Mr. Meadow's just jealous. He's jealous that he doesn't have my talent. I mean, you know what they say, those who can't sing teach.

LLily

Hey, maybe I should be a teacher

MOMiley and Oliver

Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy....

LLily

Answer the phone!

LLily

Hey, I'd make a great teacher, supportive, fun, but no talking back, that is un-acceptable, un-acceptable I say!

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Now, when Jackson comes in, close the door!

LLily

Would it kill you to say please once in a while?

Please?

LLily

Thank you!

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Miley, thanks!

You're welcome!

LLily

You're the best friend ever!

Yes, I am.

This is kinda weird for you, huh?

Yes, it is.

We should probably go.

Yes, you should.

[she shuts the door after they left] Coldplay, Radiohead, hello! Hannah Montana in the room!

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(After Lily sees Miley on her bed watching the press)

LLily

Enough, alright?! You've been walled up in here for three days watching this stuff! You need to get out! Let's...let's go to the pier! Or the movies! SOMETHING!

Sure! Let's go to that place where...everybody hates me! (reaches up and puts her legs on the floor) Or the other place where everybody hates me. Ooh. (claps) Ooh, no, we'll go to the place with the really good nachos. WHERE EVERYBODY HATES ME.

LLily

Well, what are you gonna do? I mean, you can't live in here for the rest of your life!

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(Miley shudders after having a fantasy of herself in the future)

LLily

...You just had a fantasy of yourself 20 years from now, didn't you?

Yep.

LLily

Lots of cats?

Yep.

LLily

You ready to FACE THE WORLD?!

Nope.

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[last lines of the series; several months later]

[to Lily] I'm Miley, I'm your new roommate.

LLily

[to Miley] Really?

You're right, you know there's gonna be a million concerts and tours and movies, but I only get one chance to go to college with my best friend. [they hug] I love you so much.

I know! [starts crying]