Oliver Oken quotes from Hannah Montana

Oliver

[when he and Miley walk into the party full of hannans] You know, I had a dream like this once. Except the room was filled with Jessica Simpsons and I had more than one chest hair.

Oliver

Take your stinking paws off me, you darned dirty ape!!

Oliver

[to football player] My mom's a cop! [runs away]

Oliver

You know this is nice. Just sittin' here, the sun, the beach, the fresh air. That’s the thing about nature that is just so quiet and peaceful. Not like what you get in the city! Ehh ehh! Whoo whoo whoo! Pull the vehicle over! Pull the vehicle over! (Miley hits herself) I know, drives me crazy, too!

Oliver

I found out I'm an autumn, capri pants are best for my figure, and that true love eventually turns into a warm, comfortable glow. [Miley looks at him weird]

Oliver

I'll take the fish if it gets me an A.

Oliver

Lily, Tell your mom to wear the dress she wore to my parent's Christmas Party. She looked so ho...lidayish. Holidayish. Very festive.

Oliver

Yeah, Miley, you're way better than a salty loogie.

Oliver

I so need more guy friends!

Oliver

Big deal! You see this towel? She gave it to me, in her dressing room. She really did.

Amber

Uh, yeah, and she gave me this sandwich.

Oliver

It's true!

Lilly

Ignore them, Oliver. They're not worth it.

Miley

[to Amber and Ashley] Wait a minute, he's telling the truth. And she gave Lilly something, too.

Lilly

What are you doing?

Miley

You’ll see. [takes out Lilly's scarf from Hannah Montana]

Ashley

That's Hannah Montana's scarf.

Amber

From the concert.

Miley

Yeah, Hannah gave it to her.

Lilly

But you know what? You guys are much cooler than me. You should have it. [puts the scarf on Amber]

Amber

Oh, my gosh.

Ashley

Hey! I want that! [she and Amber fight over the scarf]

Oliver

[to Lilly] Why did you do that?

Miley

I think I know. [to the other students] Hey, everybody!

It's Hannah Montana's scarf!

Miley

What about Lilly? You guys would be perfect together!

Lilly

Excuse me?

Miley

You're both stubborn.

[in unison] I am not!

Miley

See, you always agree with each other!

No, we don't!

Miley

I am definitely seeing a couple here!

You're not, because I'm not!

Hannah

What does it take with you?! What more do I have to do?! You and Hannah Montana are never gonna be together.

Oliver

Why not?

Miley

Because... [takes off her wig and sunglasses] I'm Hannah Montana. Me, Miley. [Oliver passes out] Okay, that went well.

Miley

Have you ever pictured yourself with Miley, your friend, the dork?

Oliver

You're not a dork.

Miley

Oh, come on. What about the time I tripped in the biology lab and spilled frog juice all over you?

Oliver

Oh, right. Mom made me take off my pants in the school parking lot.

Miley

Or when we we were at Andrew's birthday party and you accidentally knocked me into the pool in your one-man stampede for the cake?

Oliver

That's not fair. It was an ice-cream long cake and you know I have to get an end cut.

Oliver

[turns to Lilly] I just can't figure out one thing—why are we hiding?

Lilly

Oliver, you naive, simple boy…with a very good point. (to Miley) Best of luck.

Miley

This is so frustrating. I spent all day yesterday trying to get Josh like Hannah Montana.

Oliver

How'd it go? [fans out cards]

Miley

[smiles and fakes excitement] It went really well. He loves Hannah now, and we're getting married. [voice turns sarcastic] How do you think it went, ya doughnut!

Oliver

I'm going to go with not so well.

Lilly

Ding, ding, ding! And we have a winner.