Robby Ray Stewart quotes from Hannah Montana

Robby

Don't look at me. I didn't write that.

Robby

Son, I say, there's nothing better than a .1 mile run down the beach. One of these days I'm gonna know what that feels like.

Robby

[wearing a mullet] I'm sorry, I haven't officially introduced myself. I'm Billy Ray Cyrus!

Robby

Jackson I'm gonna ask you a question I never had to ask one my kids before. Why didn't you break up with your sister?

Robby

Oh for the love of niblets!

Robby

[to Miley] Oh darling, let me tell you something. You know I can write a hundred songs for those boys, but there is one thing I can't do, that's put my arm around them and say they're my little girl. Well, I could but it would be extremely weird!

Robby

Daddy's little convict say what?

Robby

Singers, actors. Just once a kid that wants to be a doctor.

Robby

You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.

Miley

Dad, that is the smartest thing you've ever said!

Robby

You what they say, every now and again, even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.

Lilly

And that is the weirdest.

Robby

[holding up fish] Look at the size of this bad boy! Put up quite a battle, too. It was him! Then it was me! Then it was him! Then it was me!

Jackson

Dad, you got him at the fish mart.

Robby

Yeah, but you should have seen the size of the lady who tried to take him from me. It was her! Then it was…

Jackson

Alright, alright Dad, I get it.

Robby

So, what’s it going to be, Bucky? Pan fried or Barbeque?

Jackson

Dad, remember what we said about naming the fish?

Robby

What? [sticks fish in Jackson’s face]

Jackson

It makes him a little harder to eat.

Miley

Then I ate a napkin, and then Jackson was all, "You said 'do do'" and Lilly was all, "Bug on the windshield," and I was all "Good night everybody!" and that's why we have to move.

Robby

Sorry darling.

Robby

Hello...Hold on. Miles, it's for you.

Miley

I can't talk to anyone right now. Could you just make something up?

Robby

Sorry Josh, she's in the bathroom. It could be a while.

Miley

No!

Robby

Hold on, sounds like she's finishing up.

Miley

Give me that phone. Hi. This is Miley.

Jackson

"It could be a while." You, sir, do not know how good you are.

Robby

Next time, I'm letting the machine pick up. You realize how much easier life was when she believed boys had cooties?

Miley

Yes! I can't believe it. I'm going out with a ninth grader! Woo-hoo! [pumps fist]

Robby

Don't believe it, because I'm not letting you go! Woo-hoo! [pumps fist]

Miley

This is so unfair. [pouts and gazes at her father]

Robby

Sad face.

Miley

[nods]

Robby

[points at his own face] Not-buying-it-face.

Miley

Isn't that interesting? You have your opinion and he has his. You've gotta love a guy who isn't afraid to say how he feels!

I'm a little afraid to say anything right now.

Miley

No, you're not. If everybody says that they like hamburgers, then he's not afraid to say that he likes hot dogs! Right? [nods]

Okay. [looks confused]

Miley

And some people like skiing, and he's not afraid to say that he likes snowboarding!

Yeah! [picks up magazine with Hannah Montana on the cover] Some people like Hannah Montana, and I'm not afraid to say she stinks!

Miley

Abso— What?

Robby

Son of a gun. [puts arm around Miley] The boy's got three feet.