Rico Suave quotes from Hannah Montana

Rico

[to Miley] Don't worry, lollipop. You could always marry money.

Rico

Not just sand. This is Costa Rrrrrrrican sand. Finest in the world. Feel it, smell it, unload it.

Rico

[to Jackson of why Rico has no friends] I think it's because the world is full of idiots! My mom says it's my temper. [muttering] Idiot.

Rico

So Jackson, I see you have met my cousin!

Rico

Fine, fine, you win.

Miley

[excited] I do?

Rico

[grinning] Yeah. He's fired.

Rico

[after kissing Miley on the lips] He shoots! He scores!

Miley

He's toast! [begins to chase Rico] You better run, pal!

Miley

Oh, Rico.

Rico

Hey, bubble-brain, how's it going?

Miley

Aww, smart, funny, and-

Lilly

Dead on about that bubble-brain. [Miley glares at her] But just in biology. Other than that, you're sharp as a tick!

Miley

That's tack.

Lilly

You see?

Rico

Good thing you two are pretty.

Miley

What?

Rico

That song, those moves, your voice. It all reminds me of some famous singer.

Miley

Kelly Clarkson?

Lilly

Hilary Duff?

Oliver

[snaps fingers] Jay-Z!

Rico

I got it! Hannah Montana!

Miley

How about that, you little joker, you're so- [scoffs]

Rico

You're right. What was I thinking? This bubble-brain could never pull off something like that!

I'm so hot.

Jackson

Yes you are.

Can I get a bottle of water?

Jackson

Yes you are. I mean yes you can.

Jackson

Oh sorry, Rico just tripled his price to 3 bucks.

But that's all I have, and as I said before I am so, so hot.

Jackson

Don't go anywhere. (Pours ice down his shirt) Ok, takin care of me now you, you can have the employee discount.

Rico

Muahahaha. You're fired.

Jackson

What are you talking about?

Rico

Nice work Natasha, go buy yourself something pretty.

Jackson

(following Natasha) No, wait wait, come back.

Rico

You ripped me off.

Jackson

Me? You're the one ripping people off. Three bucks for a bottle of water, that's stealing

Rico

That's America. You wanna give stuff away, open you own shack, you can call it IHOF International House of Failure.

Jackson

Oh, Well maybe I will. but instead I'll call it International House of Reasonably priced water, and fries and stuff.. IHORPWAFAS. Yeah, hear the name and tremble Rico IHORPWAFAS!

Rico

(banging on the counter) Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Oliver

No, you're not stupid. You just can't act.

Jackson

I'm just barking my way to the bank! Hey, maybe next week, I can moooo for moolah.

Rico

Let's just see where barking takes us.

Jackson

Hey dad, look at this, I just found a picture of me when i was six months old, sweet, cuddly, and so so happy, and then you ruined it by having that little devil child.

You gotta learn to laugh at life's little difficulties, [door bell rings] Oh, and speaking of little difficulties, we have a house guest.

Rico

Hello roomies.

Jackson

[exclaims] No no no no, why why why why, [points at Rico] YOU YOU YOU YOU!

Jackson

[Rico is shaving his armpits, Robbie is going out while Jackson says] Please please take me with you, don't leave me alone with, [looks at Rico and says] that!

Rico

I got a big swim meet this weekend, you won't believe the difference it makes in the butterfly, [does the butterfly and shows his armpits] Yeah.

Sorry son, every man for himself.

Rico

Welcome to Rico's Meat Mania! All meat, all the time! [Oliver walks in and notices his display] Just for you, [sniffs a hamburger] Oh yes.

Oliver

It's the promised land! [bows down]

[noticing Oliver] Oliver, what's the matter?

Oliver

I dropped a contact meat... lens. A contact lens! Let's walk the other filet... way. Let's walk the other way!

Rico, I want this thing fixed, and I want it fixed now!

Rico

Alright! Alright! Did you try hitting the reset button?

The what?

Rico

The reset button, it's in big, red letters on page one of your manual? [Robbie Ray looks at him, having no idea what he's saying] You read the manual, right?

`Course I did! And I pressed the reset...reset [starts choosing some buttons, not knowing where the reset button is]

Rico

The reset button. [presses the reset button]

Oh, that reset button! I must've pressed the other one!

Rico

There is no other one

[quietly] Leave me my pride

Rico

What?

Leave me my pride, boy! [Enters the steam room]