Lilly Truscott quotes from Hannah Montana

Lilly

Was I "Dork" or "Dorkier"?

Lilly

[in class] The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex" and I'm not gonna say that with him sitting right there... oops!

Lilly

Of course I can, the blonde's coming out of the wig. YOU'RE HANNAH MONTANA [grabs the wig]. Look everybody, Hannah Montana's back and she knows what's on my butt!

Lilly

Your family is better than cable!

Lilly

Hey, Oliver! Here's your ticket for Maroon 5. [seriously] Where's my 50 bucks?

Lilly

[Talking to her snake] Come on Wiggly, you don't wanna meet her anyway.

Lilly

[reading from a card] My Rico is the love monkey who carries me off into a magical jungle of romance? I can't read this! I've got last night's lasagna coming up just thinking about it!

Lilly

Wow, seeing it all empty is kinda sad.

Lilly

Come on, I want to get there before Lady Gaga turns the dessert table into a hat.

Oliver

Big deal! You see this towel? She gave it to me, in her dressing room. She really did.

Amber

Uh, yeah, and she gave me this sandwich.

Oliver

It's true!

Lilly

Ignore them, Oliver. They're not worth it.

Miley

[to Amber and Ashley] Wait a minute, he's telling the truth. And she gave Lilly something, too.

Lilly

What are you doing?

Miley

You’ll see. [takes out Lilly's scarf from Hannah Montana]

Ashley

That's Hannah Montana's scarf.

Amber

From the concert.

Miley

Yeah, Hannah gave it to her.

Lilly

But you know what? You guys are much cooler than me. You should have it. [puts the scarf on Amber]

Amber

Oh, my gosh.

Ashley

Hey! I want that! [she and Amber fight over the scarf]

Oliver

[to Lilly] Why did you do that?

Miley

I think I know. [to the other students] Hey, everybody!

It's Hannah Montana's scarf!

Miley

What about Lilly? You guys would be perfect together!

Lilly

Excuse me?

Miley

You're both stubborn.

[in unison] I am not!

Miley

See, you always agree with each other!

No, we don't!

Miley

I am definitely seeing a couple here!

You're not, because I'm not!

Robby

You know what that boy needs? A real girlfriend.

Miley

Dad, that is the smartest thing you've ever said!

Robby

You what they say, every now and again, even a blind pig snorts up a truffle.

Lilly

And that is the weirdest.

Miley

Lilly, my dad said no.

Lilly

You think he said no. He really said go. no. go. It's a mistake anybody can make. [drags Miley] Come on.

Miley

I love lying to him.

Lilly

You're right it's fun!

Oliver

[turns to Lilly] I just can't figure out one thing—why are we hiding?

Lilly

Oliver, you naive, simple boy…with a very good point. (to Miley) Best of luck.